Tech Tuesday: The Haunting. Which DC Universe Gadget Will Save You?

Welcome back to the next episode of Tech Tuesday! The place to live out your own heroic fantasies with some of the coolest gadgets, weapons and gear available in the DC Universe.

The Setup

This week, things are not great. Your niece has given you an old doll of hers because she “doesn’t like the way it talks to her at night”. Kids these days, huh? Anyway… it’s possessed. You really have 2 choices: Make your way out of the house or destroy the doll. The catch here is that the windows and doors are stuck shut. Time to get creative! Reach out to Kelex to see what you’ve been granted to keep Satan at bay!

How It Works

We need Kelex’s assistance! Use Kelex to roll for a random number out of 7 - that’s right, you’re in the Multiverse, where anything, including 1d7’s, can happen! You can do this by commenting and saying “@Kelex roll 1d7”. Our friendly resident chatbot will then give you a number out of 7. This number indicates which Gadget you’ve received based on the list of gadgets below. If you’re unsure of how the gadget works, we’ve left a short description for each gadget to help you!

Now, all you need to do is take a look at the gadget and tell us how you would use it to save the day. You can be as creative as you like. I’ll be taking the best 5 answers in a poll and sharing them with you in the next installment of Tech Tuesday :slight_smile:

Gadgets Details

1. Batman’s Explosive Gel - Essentially Spray Foam that explodes. Stand back!

2. Kelex - Kelex has offered his own services for you! A hovering Kryptonian Service Robot complete with 2 whole arms!

3. Cicada’s Daggers - 2 lightning bolt shaped daggers capable of absorbing the life force of their victims.

4. Icicle’s Cold Gun - Capable of instantly freezing any molecules of moisture.

5. Miracle Machine - A hyper sensitive wish granter. You can only wish once though, make it count!

6. Mister Miracle’s Multi-Cube - Complete with a cutting laser, a winch, corrosive spray and a stun!

7. Wildcard - You choose your gadget!

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Wild Card: Collapser’s Black Hole

I would use the black hole to alter the reality of the situation: I’d make it so the doll can’t move and can’t talk. Then, I’d teleport out of the house (again, using the black hole) and kick open every door, so everyone can get in and out. Finally, I’d teleport into a bank vault, steal 1 million dollars, and spend it on repairing the house (and maybe keep some for myself :eyes:).

Edit: WHY WOULD I DESTROY A CUTE LITTLE DOLL?!?!?!

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Wild card: This is hard because I’m thinking, how did I get into this house? How is the doll processed? What does it want? How did my niece who is 18 days old know to give me this doll? I think this is an opportunity. I would use a Mother Box to boom tube out of there and find every copy of the 2011 Green Lantern movie. Boom tube it back to the house, press play, and torture the doll as well as saving the world, including Ryan Reynold’s legacy. The doors and windows are sealed so, they’re stuck until further notice. I’ll boom tube back every so often to let them know there are currently no plans for a reboot.

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Hello! I am Kelex. I can assist you with matters like community features and more. To find out everything I can do, say @kelex display help.

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I aim icicles cold gun at the doll and freeze it, then I aim it at the nearest window shoot an ice beam to freeze the glass panes and then use the gun to shatter the frozen window and throw the frozen doll out of it, and then refreeze the window; just to be safe.

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First…I’m assuming I’m not BANNED anymore for allegedly “cheating” :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile: however if I am…#sorrynotsorry

I’m an only child but ok :woman_shrugging:t2:

I’m not abandoning Wayne Manor or the Batcave…so I guess I am going to have to destroy it

Well I’m gonna go under the presumption that I do not have access to the Batcave or my suit because that would be “cheating”

So…I guess I tear the doll apart with the daggers??? Is that considered killing it??? Is it even alive???

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