@Kelex roll 1d6
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I agree to meet with them then boom tube them straight to apocalypse to see if Darkside cares that I pirated a movie so I could see the great leader Darkside in all his glory.
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I think Jake is just jealous he can’t afford to watch it and is taking his frustration out on me. I use the Batcomputer to track down his address and send him a blu-ray in the mail as well as a proof of payment (from Bruce Wayne’s credit card information on the Batcomputer…but Bruce Wayne can’t be Batman, right?) so he can rest easy. (I saw he owns a blu-ray player from his credit card transactions i retrieved off the batcomputer)
I hope Jake likes the movie!
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Previously from another adventure on Tuesday… ajm08g now sits down in his office chair
Well now… Time to check my email…
Gasp! I thought Batman picked up my room charge… Oh the late fees!
Well, have to do, what I have to do and not miss out. Thinks ajm08g.
Well that was an experience… And a new email… Oh no!
Hmmm… Jake… Could it be?
Quick Kelex, buddy, old pal… Oh, how to solve this dilema!
@Kelex roll 1d6
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A.L.F.R.E.D. huh Kelex… Well this can work well! 
As ajm08g begins to think on what to do next, a ping notification sounds from his computer
What’s this?
At your service Master ajm08g.
Oh, well hello there A.L.F.R.E.D. Yes, a situation is at hand!
Please locate this “Jake.”
Jake location found.
Nice A.L.F.R.E.D. and now initiate remote control.
Remote control established.
ajm08g then locks “Jake’s” computer screen flooding the screen with the following pictures being flashed on screen
Then…
Master ajm08g, it appears I’m encountering a strong firewall being activated.
Oh no A.L.F.R.E.D. how could this be? Shut it down!
Initiating shut down… Complete.
Phew that was a close one A.L.F.R.E.D.
No problem Master ajm08g. Anything else I can do for you?
Why yes… Route these late fee charges to this account please.
Later as Batman checks his own email
Hmmm… A new email for a hotel charge? Initiate A.L.F.R.E.D.
At your service Master Bruce.
Reverse these charges A.L.F.R.E.D.
I’m sorry sir, unable to comply. Also… Next time, mind the Doomsday warnings.
There are only so many Bat Computers I can maintain you know…
A brief moment of shock startles Batman…
Hmmm…
One day ajm08g… One day…
Will the saga between Batman and ajm08g ever be resolved?
Tune in next time for another exciting adventure that is Tech Tuesday!
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The batcomputer?! 
I can solve any crime in the world! Does anyone have the password for this thing? Also this is assuming I can access the batcave to utilize said computer… which is highly unlikely. But okay. Honestly, I would trade Batman’s computer for any Joker item or weapon and then I can take care of “Jake” myself 
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well that explains your profile pic…
geez!
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I can’t deny that. 
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Can you imagine how good it would look on that screen?!
Noooooooo, Jake! I thought he was one of the good ones 
Is it really possible to fight crime without damaging property? He’s just doing his thing!
Smart plan! Run away and leave Batman to pick up the tab 
I’m willing to bet that Darkseid doesn’t care all that much! 
It’s trying times, for sure!
Super generous of you! Hopefully Jake doesn’t try and frame Bruce for something… that’s not gonna end well!
Batman’s a cheapskate! Who knew?!
Listen… this was a little simpler than I had planned in my head 
Payback!
I’m waiting for a Batman Vs. Superman level combat scene!
Did you try ‘Bat’?
Would you believe me if I said that, in my mind, I imagined the computer just… appearing in your bedroom? 
That’s what the Bang Gun was for!
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Oh, yes. There were certain details provided by A.L.F.R.E.D. that might have made it simpler to locate “Jake.” 
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A.L.F.R.E.D. recognized that “Jake” was in fact an acro that stood for…
Justice Avoids Killing Entirely 
The signature of one Batman! 
Also to be continued in a Who-Would-Win Tech Tuesday crossover I may have been building all this time… 
Quite the crossover event to unfold!
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At some point today, we’re busy fighting fires.
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oh sorry