I totally forgot to write my thing. anyways on with the show!
I leave that cursed McDonald’s and decide to cheer myself up by watching the Snyder cut. To bad Jake found out I pirated it. Thankfully I found a Mother Box outside in the parking lot. Since the Mother Box is all knowing I’ll just ask it who Jake is and where he’s at. I open a boom tube to Gotham City of course. I sneak around and I find Jake’s computer. It would appear he’s not home. I get on Jake’s computer ( his password is password. How dumb can you be?) I delete all the evidence he has on me and I use the Mother Box to send a powerful shock blast at his computer frying all the circuits. That’ll teach him not to mess with me. I leave his apartment and get back on my crusade to find a McDonald’s with a working ice cream machine.
Apparently I’m hanging out in the Batcave using the Batcomputer to watch movies no complaints there since I obviously had to watch the Snyder cut in best quality possible.
Shortly after the movies over I get this email from Jake. Since I’m still on the Batcomputer I use it to trace where the email came from. It’s Jake from State Farm! Turns out he doesn’t really care that much that I pirated a movie he has been trying to reach Batman about his insurance premiums going through the roof. Something about too much property damage when he fights crime
Well, I doubt Batman will listen to me telling him to call his insurance when I wasn’t supposed to be on his computer . So I just tell Jake good luck with Batman and leave before he comes back.