Write your own wildly inaccurate summarization of a Smallville episode.
The Rules:
- Roll 1d216. Look up the number in the table below under “No. Overall”
- Write 1-5 sentences that summarizes or previews this episode using the title of the episode as your only inspiration
- It shouldn’t match the ACTUAL plot of the episode (to the best of your knowledge) but otherwise write whatever you want
- You should have at least one reference that’s somewhat Smallville-specific e.g. “Clark fights Bizarro” wouldn’t be enough but “Clark fights Bizarro then sulks about it later in his barn” would definitely work.
BONUS GAME (Rosenbaum Rating System):
- Rate the last (or any) episode submission on the Rosenbaum Rating System (
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| |) - Bombs are low ratings, roses are high. It represents your interest in actually watching an episode as it was described. A “heater” is just kinda “meh”.
- As seen/heard on the TalkVille Podcast!
I’ll link the posts in the episode list as we go. Go as many times as you like! Roll again if the episode was already rolled.
| No. Overall | No. in season | Title |
|---|---|---|
| … | SEASON 1 | … |
| 1 | 1 | Pilot |
| 2 | 2 | Metamorphosis |
| 3 | 3 | Hothead |
| 4 | 4 | X-Ray |
| 5 | 5 | Cool |
| 6 | 6 | Hourglass |
| 7 | 7 | Craving |
| 8 | 8 | Jitters |
| 9 | 9 | Rogue |
| 10 | 10 | Shimmer |
| 11 | 11 | Hug |
| 12 | 12 | Leech |
| 13 | 13 | Kinetic |
| 14 | 14 | Zero |
| 15 | 15 | Nicodemus |
| 16 | 16 | Stray |
| 17 | 17 | Reaper |
| 18 | 18 | Drone |
| 19 | 19 | Crush |
| 20 | 20 | Obscura |
| 21 | 21 | Tempest |
| … | SEASON 2 | … |
| 22 | 1 | Vortex |
| 23 | 2 | Heat |
| 24 | 3 | Duplicity |
| 25 | 4 | Red |
| 26 | 5 | Nocturne |
| 27 | 6 | Redux |
| 28 | 7 | Lineage |
| 29 | 8 | Ryan |
| 30 | 9 | Dichotic |
| 31 | 10 | Skinwalker |
| 32 | 11 | Visage |
| 33 | 12 | Insurgence |
| 34 | 13 | Suspect |
| 35 | 14 | Rush |
| 36 | 15 | Prodigal |
| 37 | 16 | Fever |
| 38 | 17 | Rosetta |
| 39 | 18 | Visitor |
| 40 | 19 | Precipice |
| 41 | 20 | Witness |
| 42 | 21 | Accelerate |
| 43 | 22 | Calling |
| 44 | 23 | Exodus |
| … | SEASON 3 | … |
| 45 | 1 | Exile |
| 46 | 2 | Phoenix |
| 47 | 3 | Extinction |
| 48 | 4 | Slumber |
| 49 | 5 | Perry |
| 50 | 6 | Relic |
| 51 | 7 | Magnetic |
| 52 | 8 | Shattered |
| 53 | 9 | Asylum |
| 54 | 10 | Whisper |
| 55 | 11 | Delete |
| 56 | 12 | Hereafter |
| 57 | 13 | Velocity |
| 58 | 14 | Obsession |
| 59 | 15 | Resurrection |
| 60 | 16 | Crisis |
| 61 | 17 | Legacy |
| 62 | 18 | Truth |
| 63 | 19 | Memoria |
| 64 | 20 | Talisman |
| 65 | 21 | Forsaken |
| 66 | 22 | Covenant |
| … | SEASON 4 | … |
| 67 | 1 | Crusade |
| 68 | 2 | Gone |
| 69 | 3 | Façade |
| 70 | 4 | Devoted |
| 71 | 5 | Run |
| 72 | 6 | Transference |
| 73 | 7 | Jinx |
| 74 | 8 | Spell |
| 75 | 9 | Bound |
| 76 | 10 | Scare |
| 77 | 11 | Unsafe |
| 78 | 12 | Pariah |
| 79 | 13 | Recruit |
| 80 | 14 | Krypto |
| 81 | 15 | Sacred |
| 82 | 16 | Lucy |
| 83 | 17 | Onyx |
| 84 | 18 | Spirit |
| 85 | 19 | Blank |
| 86 | 20 | Ageless |
| 87 | 21 | Forever |
| 88 | 22 | Commencement |
| … | SEASON 5 | … |
| 89 | 1 | Arrival |
| 90 | 2 | Mortal |
| 91 | 3 | Hidden |
| 92 | 4 | Aqua |
| 93 | 5 | Thirst |
| 94 | 6 | Exposed |
| 95 | 7 | Splinter |
| 96 | 8 | Solitude |
| 97 | 9 | Lexmas |
| 98 | 10 | Fanatic |
| 99 | 11 | Lockdown |
| 100 | 12 | Reckoning |
| 101 | 13 | Vengeance |
| 102 | 14 | Tomb |
| 103 | 15 | Cyborg |
| 104 | 16 | Hypnotic |
| 105 | 17 | Void |
| 106 | 18 | Fragile |
| 107 | 19 | Mercy |
| 108 | 20 | Fade |
| 109 | 21 | Oracle |
| 110 | 22 | Vessel |
| … | SEASON 6 | … |
| 111 | 1 | Zod |
| 112 | 2 | Sneeze |
| 113 | 3 | Wither |
| 114 | 4 | Arrow |
| 115 | 5 | Reunion |
| 116 | 6 | Fallout |
| 117 | 7 | Rage |
| 118 | 8 | Static |
| 119 | 9 | Subterranean |
| 120 | 10 | Hydro |
| 121 | 11 | Justice |
| 122 | 12 | Labyrinth |
| 123 | 13 | Crimson |
| 124 | 14 | Trespass |
| 125 | 15 | Freak |
| 126 | 16 | Promise |
| 127 | 17 | Combat |
| 128 | 18 | Progeny |
| 129 | 19 | Nemesis |
| 130 | 20 | Noir |
| 131 | 21 | Prototype |
| 132 | 22 | Phantom |
| … | SEASON 7 | … |
| 133 | 1 | Bizarro |
| 134 | 2 | Kara |
| 135 | 3 | Fierce |
| 136 | 4 | Cure |
| 137 | 5 | Action |
| 138 | 6 | Lara |
| 139 | 7 | Wrath |
| 140 | 8 | Blue |
| 141 | 9 | Gemini |
| 142 | 10 | Persona |
| 143 | 11 | Siren |
| 144 | 12 | Fracture |
| 145 | 13 | Hero |
| 146 | 14 | Traveler |
| 147 | 15 | Veritas |
| 148 | 16 | Descent |
| 149 | 17 | Sleeper |
| 150 | 18 | Apocalypse |
| 151 | 19 | Quest |
| 152 | 20 | Arctic |
| … | SEASON 8 | … |
| 153 | 1 | Odyssey |
| 154 | 2 | Plastique |
| 155 | 3 | Toxic |
| 156 | 4 | Instinct |
| 157 | 5 | Committed |
| 158 | 6 | Prey |
| 159 | 7 | Identity |
| 160 | 8 | Bloodline |
| 161 | 9 | Abyss |
| 162 | 10 | Bride |
| 163 | 11 | Legion |
| 164 | 12 | Bulletproof |
| 165 | 13 | Power |
| 166 | 14 | Requiem |
| 167 | 15 | Infamous |
| 168 | 16 | Turbulence |
| 169 | 17 | Hex |
| 170 | 18 | Eternal |
| 171 | 19 | Stiletto |
| 172 | 20 | Beast |
| 173 | 21 | Injustice |
| 174 | 22 | Doomsday |
| … | SEASON 9 | … |
| 175 | 1 | Savior |
| 176 | 2 | Metallo |
| 177 | 3 | Rabid |
| 178 | 4 | Echo |
| 179 | 5 | Roulette |
| 180 | 6 | Crossfire |
| 181 | 7 | Kandor |
| 182 | 8 | Idol |
| 183 | 9 | Pandora |
| 184 | 10 | Disciple |
| 185 | 11 | Absolute Justice |
| 186 | 12 | Warrior |
| 187 | 13 | Persuasion |
| 188 | 14 | Conspiracy |
| 189 | 15 | Escape |
| 190 | 16 | Checkmate |
| 191 | 17 | Upgrade |
| 192 | 18 | Charade |
| 193 | 19 | Sacrifice |
| 194 | 20 | Hostage |
| 195 | 21 | Salvation |
| … | SEASON 10 | … |
| 196 | 1 | Lazarus |
| 197 | 2 | Shield |
| 198 | 3 | Supergirl |
| 199 | 4 | Homecoming |
| 200 | 5 | Isis |
| 201 | 6 | Harvest |
| 202 | 7 | Ambush |
| 203 | 8 | Abandoned |
| 204 | 9 | Patriot |
| 205 | 10 | Luthor |
| 206 | 11 | Icarus |
| 207 | 12 | Collateral |
| 208 | 13 | Beacon |
| 209 | 14 | Masquerade |
| 210 | 15 | Fortune |
| 211 | 16 | Scion |
| 212 | 17 | Kent |
| 213 | 18 | Booster |
| 214 | 19 | Dominion |
| 215 | 20 | Prophecy |
| 216 | 21 | Finale |
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