The Truth About Darkseid

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Darkseid is the guy who takes every donut out of the display at 7-Eleven, smells it, and then puts it back into the display case.

hashtag EWWWWW

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and don’t forget, it has been established that his hands are so dirty that they emit incandescent stink orbs!

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He is sooo gross. :flushed:

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Well, maybe it’s just sweet gumdrop sugar?


x. from Apokolips playlist .x

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I heard that Darkseid was the one who taught monkeys to throw their poop at people!

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new bombshell from a confidential source, quote

Darkseid was the one who taught monkeys to throw their poop at people!

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Anti-Life has been found!

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Those donuts look pretty good! I’d love to e-

“Darkseid smelled it.”

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Fun Fact: Darkseid is dependent on the JLA

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