ugh he’s such a NERD, like just cut the turkey, Doug!
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Freaking eats all the stuffing too.
THAT WAS GRANNY’S FAMOUS STUFFING DOUG!
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Darkseid only eats desserts! I hate it! He ate all the fudge I made for my family’s dessert tomorrow!!!
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DARKSEID IS a fudge hog.
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Right? And make it snappy- people are hungry. Ugh- such a dork!
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x. not the best pops during young Kalibak’s birthdays .x
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Darkseid is the person at the laundromat who takes your still wet clothes out of the dryer and puts his clothes in to dry.
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True villain stuff right there. 
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Right? 
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Def not Father of the Year material to be sure.
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Darkseid asked the tattoo artist for a full-back selfie tattoo
he still doesn’t know. everybody just says it looks great
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Looking mighty pale compared to normal back there too. Idiot probably forgot to roll over while tanning.
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Is that the Kirby variant edition of Darkseid?
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Darkseid carries this in his wallet and tells everyone it’s his dad
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Darkseid is…a poet.
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But they’re mostly about Nantucket
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This is an actual video of the last person he read his poetry to in the act of listening to it.
0/5 stars.
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