their relationship never recovered
(blurred for rude hand gesture)
the blurring didn’t really help much huh
It’s all good- Darkseid is #1
#Canon
Darkseid is the person at the salad bar who puts the Ranch ladle back into the French dressing container when he’s finished using it. Right after he skips the tongs and uses his hands in the crouton bowl. #EWWW
I heard he puts boiled egg halves in his pockets, “for later”
Yep- that tracks.
I have just discovered groundbreaking news. Darkseid… is awkward.
Here’s a transcript for an audio clip I’ve recorded very recently.
DeSaad: Good luck conquering the universe sire.
Darkseid: Thanks, you too.
The rest of the clip is silent, I can only assume it was during a quite awkward staring session.
I feel I failed to point out in my initial report that he used to have to sit in a comfortable arm chair instead of a menacing throne. This leads me to believe that Darkseid also has a problem with his sciatica.
I don’t know what’s better:
That headline, or the fact that the next headline says “Also Thigh-High Leather Boots”
LMFAO!
The newspaper priced at “$2.50“ is a steal! I would spend my life savings on that paper.
just realized i missed part of the body of the article when i blurred it but it’s ok because it’s just about, let me look closer, ah yes, 9/11
interesting, interesting, my sources say it’s some kind of butt problem with his butt
Anonymous source @SpookyJamags risked their life to secure this candid photo of Darkseid at home
there’s really nothing to add. the despotic tyrant ruler of Apokolips likes gentle breezes on his brow, and delicate flowers.