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practicing his duck call
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The Vikings would need an entire roster of parademons to go up against the Pack, and they’d still get their butts kicked. Darkseid knows this and is a Packers fan, even before he got relocated to Minnesota.
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Darkseid need not sully his hands with those so far beneath him.
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Breaking news, Darkseid thinks Bane is pretty cool and tried to imitate him, but hurt his knee and got punched through a lot of buildings. Explosive smoking gun footage:
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“Desaad, I’m going into battle. Lay out my thigh-highs.”
“The lace-ups or the velcro?”
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Very rare clip capturing Darkseid listening to Neil Diamond’s I Am, I Said to pump himself up before a battle
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darkseid, did you steal that from doomsday?
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he did! he waited until Doomsday left, sneaked over, picked it up, and posed for a selfie like he killed superman. sad, really.
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i’ve finally found 3rd-party documentary proof of Darkseid’s unorthodox suntanning routine
i know it’s hard to believe but i didn’t take this picture
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they had to ADR this line in post because he kept saying this
it had just been announced the morning of filming, he was REALLY excited
(some 100% true Darkseid truth for the road, @Applejack! We’ll miss you!)
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Bat-Mite is more powerful than Darkseid.
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taller, too
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ah memories, that was before he got a torso implant
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digging around on the dark web i’ve found whispers that Darkseid released an EDM cover album in Amsterdam
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D. Seid’s Attack/Raze/Conquer a World Playlist
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set on continuous loop
1. Teach Me How to Dougie · Cali Swag District
2. Waterloo (French Version) · ABBA
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You forget to mention what happened after Doomsday saw the picture that Darkseid posted on Facebook, like the old man that he is.
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it was even worse for everyone off-panel to the right who saw up his miniskirt.
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