i’m sorry i’m late in replying! we’ve been very busy here at TADS headquarters, securing this candid photo of Darkseid at the Hollywood premiere of his favorite film, Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo
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Darkseid’s entertainment center. Many Bugs died to bring us this information.
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It’s OFFICIAL DC CANON that Darkseid once LOST his HEAD
that thing’s huge! Only an idiot could lose it.
And to celebrate finding it, he went on a nose-picking bender so intense that his finger started smoldering! What a scandal.
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These are great biff! 
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i think you meant to say these are great Anonymous
now you have to throw your phone into the ocean, tsk tsk
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Well this is great! I liked that computer.
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@DC89 EW and he didn’t even wash his hands! Look at those germs! He has stink orbs!
@TheBatgirlofNML and don’t count on DEADBEATseid to buy you a new one! He’s a DEADBEAT!
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I know. He’s disgusting. 
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we don’t know what this is, but he got it out of the freezer, and he looks proud of it
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EWW. He melted, like, seventeen or eighteen bags of chocolate coins together, froze them overnight, and now he’s gonna’ eat it all. GROSS.
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oh, your idea is much more mature than my idea
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It brings us no pleasure to report that this appeared in a published, canonical DC comic book
(Redacted to protect the identity of a 3rd party, and my premise.)
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if i didn’t see it i wouldn’t believe it
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and he tried to use a coupon, smh
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