Tech Tuesday: The Cosmic Catastrophe. Which DC Universe Gadget Will Save You?

[Aquamon]

holey international space stations batman!

I guess I would have the scarab make that arm cannon to neutralize the invader and then use interior panels, walls, floor, to seal the breach and then weld the sheets together if possible.

[ChaoticScholar]

@Kelex roll 1d6

[Kelex]

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[mercurie80]

Okay, I don’t know why I wouldn’t have one of my GL rings with me. I guess maybe I was taking a shower and didn’t have one of them on. I also don’t know how I would come to have a Bangstick, unless Ryan Choi accidentally left his for some reason. At any rate, I would use the Bangstick to fly into the aliens, knocking them out. You know, it would be a lot easier with a power ring…

[Cradle2theGabe]

Ok I’m inspired to give a slightly more earnest response. Here goes…

Just as Khaji Da is about to affix itself to my spine, it hesitates for a moment.

KD: “I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since…”

KD flies off into space without me, breaking a hole through my ceiling. I have no idea what just happened. I’m out of the loop for the rest of the story

KD hacks into the airlock controls and makes his way to the Unfriendly Alien

KD: “Unfriendly Alien, is that you?”
UA: “Khaji Da? Bro! It’s been ages!”
KD: “I know right! I haven’t seen you since that rager at Lobo’s a few year back”
UA: “Yeah dude, you were totally sloshed. I’m surprised you even remembered. No one can shotgun a space beer like you!”
KD: “You want to get out of here and pull a prank on Adam Strange?”
UA: “Heck yeah. Let’s pour sugar in his jetpack fuel tank. It will be like space alien spring break all over again! This place is dead anyways.”

Khaji Da and Unfriendly Alien bump pincers
KD/UA: “Quazar Kappa Omega 4 life” proudly displaying their space alien fraternity tattoos then zip off to the stars

ISS Astronauts: “Uhh…what?”

[ReepDaggle]

It’s back!
This definitely makes up for me missing Trivia Tuesday again

@Kelex roll 1d6

[Kelex]

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[ChaoticScholar]

@mercurie80

Okay, I don’t know why I wouldn’t have one of my GL rings with me. I guess maybe I was taking a shower and didn’t have one of them on. I also don’t know how I would come to have a Bangstick, unless Ryan Choi accidentally left his for some reason. At any rate, I would use the Bangstick to fly into the aliens, knocking them out. You know, it would be a lot easier with a power ring…

I’m more boomstick then bangstick Can I hitch a ride?

[RexRebel]

Wait a minute, I thpught all contestants got free coupons for a Big Belly Burger meal.?

[Jurisdiction]

I mean, if dinner’s on you, it’s free for me…

[Jurisdiction]

I’m actually gonna do the comments tonight because I’m busy all day tomorrow. It will usually be on Wednesdays though

[Jurisdiction]

@Jurisdiction

I beam myself up, Scotty

Wow @Jurisdiction! Love the reference! Oh thanks @Jurisdiction!

(There’s ur comedy for the night everyone lol)

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@RexRebel

my good friend Mister Miracle

Heard he’s really cool! His costume reminds me of Hourman’s.

@RexRebel

unfortunately the Aliens laser beam hit him in the face,

Ouchers!!

@RexRebel

Instead of landing on Mars, we landed on New Genesis.

Plot twist!!

@RexRebel

they disavowed their piratical ways due to a sudden population decrease and took up seahorse farming.

Aquaman’s reading this over my shoulder. He says he proud!

Great job @RexRebel!

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@staticshocks

immediately squick out. Oh god, I hate bugs.

Ha! Relatable!!

@staticshocks

a gigantic mind-controlling alien beetle?

Never thought of that in that context… khaji da is freaking creepy dude!!!

@staticshocks

I know when I’ve been bested

Smart!!

@staticshocks

astronauts were about to get their brains eaten or whatever aliens do. (That’s aliens, right?)

Zombie, aliens— they’re all monsters anyways… except the Superfam— they’re cool!

@staticshocks

allowing us to slip in undetected until I loudly announce our presence. I didn’t really get the memo about sneaking around

Relatable Pt 2!!!

@staticshocks

KD’s eight steps ahead of me, luckily.

Was that a spider pun?

@staticshocks

I’m shooting freaking LIGHTNING out of my hands, and I’m not even allowed to geek out over it because the horde of aliens swarming us have just been COMPLETELY. FRIED.

@staticshocks

I mean throw-it-in-a-bucket-and-serve-it-at-the-second-drive-thru-window fried

Ooh that sounds good!!

@staticshocks

It is the absolute worst thing I’ve ever smelt in my life.

Or not…

@staticshocks

handed a Taco Bell gift card with 6 dollars left on it

You just saved their lives and they could only spare 6 bucks?! Meanies!!

@staticshocks

This is how I spent my only day off.

At least it was eventful

This was one of the best imo @staticshocks!

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@Reaganfan78

I show it how to play goldfish, Texas hold’em, and Blackjack,

Nice! Give them a gambling addiction and scam them before they leave! Great idea!

@Reaganfan78

we were all playing a friendly game,

Right… they’re not losing money laughs maniacally

@Reaganfan78

send the ferocious alien on his merry little way with bagful of poker chips.

Wait there was no scam? Darn; everyone’s a better person than the narrator!!!

Great job @Reaganfan78!

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@Cradle2theGabe

it hesitates for a moment.

Bum bum buuuuuummmmmm…

@Cradle2theGabe

KD: “Unfriendly Alien, is that you?”
UA: “Khaji Da? Bro! It’s been ages!”
KD: “I know right! I haven’t seen you since that rager at Lobo’s a few year back”
UA: “Yeah dude, you were totally sloshed. I’m surprised you even remembered. No one can shotgun a space beer like you!”

Ayyyy!!! College buds!! Love it!!

@Cradle2theGabe

Let’s pour sugar in his jetpack fuel tank.

I’ll distract him! Flawless plan for an amazing prank!!

@Cradle2theGabe

KD/UA: “Quazar Kappa Omega 4 life” proudly displaying their space alien fraternity tattoos then zip off to the stars

Is it still Greek Life off-planet?

@Cradle2theGabe

ISS Astronauts: “Uhh…what?”

That is the proper reaction!

Amazing story @Cradle2theGabe!

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@cyberbatgirl

Punch the alien!

That’s a very sound plan. I like it!

@cyberbatgirl

Giant fly swatters, baseball bats, and swords are all coming to mind.

Ok just imagine a giant green transparent fly swatter chasing a killer alien… Id pay to see this!!!

@cyberbatgirl

Provided external trauma won’t do the trick, I’d cook something up in the alien itself. You ever coughed so much and so hard that it felt like you were gonna hack up a lung? Definitely not one of my favorite sensations, but I imagine it could put a stop to our little threat.

And just like that, my comedic commentary is halted. I absolutely LOVE the gore and idea here! Amazing thinking!!!

@cyberbatgirl

I will celebrate by feasting on ice cream and playing video games

Am I invited? I like cookies and cream if so! I’d offer to pay, but Angry Birds bankrupted me!

@cyberbatgirl

But I’ll still probably have to go to work in the morning

I think it’s safe to say you deserve a day off…

@cyberbatgirl

the Guardians of the Universe won’t help me cover my rent.

They’re the little green guys with white hair, right? Isn’t that just money? Green things with white hair? They can afford to give you a little summin-summin!

Awesome story @cyberbatgirl!

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@Aquamon

I would have the scarab make that arm cannon to neutralize the invader

Ah yes! The soldier!

@Aquamon

use interior panels, walls, floor, to seal the breach and then weld the sheets together if possible.

And the architect! We’ve got ourselves one hell of an ally, folks!!

Great thinking @Aquamon!

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@mercurie80

I guess maybe I was taking a shower and didn’t have one of them on.

That’s fair! I wouldn’t want a guardian just popping up while I’m showering. Those creeps…

@mercurie80

I also don’t know how I would come to have a Bangstick, unless Ryan Choi accidentally left his for some reason.

Aren’t scientists supposed to be responsible?! Geez!

@mercurie80

At any rate, I would use the Bangstick to fly into the aliens, knocking them out.

Oh! Blunt force! Smart plan!!!

@mercurie80

You know, it would be a lot easier with a power ring…

Well, when life gives you lemons…

I loved this @mercurie80!

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Great job everyone!!! I had so much fun reading through these! Of course, people are still welcome to do this, I’m just not gonna do these commentaries more than once per thread.

[Reaganfan78]

Reading your comments really makes me laugh @Jurisdiction, love it. Hope you do this again soon.

[Jurisdiction]

Thanks! There’ll be a new Tech Tuesday each Tuesday!

I’m glad I could make you laugh!

[RexRebel]

Great comments, glad you’ve restarted this.

[Aquamon]

Thank you, this was fun. Couldn’t really top StaticShocks response though LOL.

[staticshocks]

@Cradle2theGabe

KD/UA: “Quazar Kappa Omega 4 life” proudly displaying their space alien fraternity tattoos then zip off to the stars

Oh god I’m DEEEEEEAD at this one

[Jurisdiction]

Thanks!

[Jurisdiction]

Yours was fantastic too!

[Cradle2theGabe]

The next day. Somewhere on Rann…

Adam Strange tries to start his jetpack

Click click
Click click

Adam Strange: “Not again! Damn you Quazar Kappa Omega!!!”

Shakes his fist at the stars