Huh? Cards can’t go into space! Silly robot
Fortunately, I can always go back four thousand years and pick up the Ibistick.
I pull the Ibistick out of my pocket.
To get to the space station, I recite the following magic incantation:
“Hey, Ibistick. Would you mind taking me up to that space station where that unfriendly alien is? Pretty please?”
After the stick whizzes me up there, I take note of the unfriendly alien. I see the breach in the wall the alien left and summon materials to patch the wall, a job easily doable with enough Nth Metal and spackle.
I then my make toward the alien and get its attention with a good “Poke!”
When the alien takes notice, I point the stick in its general direction and fend it off as if I were good at fencing.
Once there is enough distance between the alien and the astronaut, I clunk the alien on the head. I grip the stick with both hands and hold it tightly whilst it gathers some magical energy. When the alien lunges forward, I zap the extraterrestrial back to its home planet.
A few days later, me and the alien keep in touch. We went out with the astronauts and enjoyed some galactic Naan.
Which reminds me: I need to hop in the Time Bubble and return the Ibistick. It was from 4,000 A.D., right?