Puns that DC Characters Would Make

Black Manta - “Mera’s calling you Aquaman.”
Aquaman - “Yep, Heard her!”
Black Manta - “Not after that court case she won’t be…”

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I almost forgot to do this today!

When Aquaman really messes up:

“Ocean!”

Like “Oh ■■■■!” Get it?

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“If there’s one thing I learned from the JLA, it’s that we can’t fishate (like fixate) on the past. We need to look towards our future.”

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I am on the see food diet.

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Welcome to the Underwater Fishing Championship, we head up to the Octopus and our M.C, Mr Bruce Puffer-fish.

Bruce Puffer-fish - “Sharks and Dolphins, It’s Time for the main event of the evening. Five Rounds for the Crown of Atlantis. The Reigning King, Aquaman, puts his title on the line against his long time rival and Number One contender Black Manta…”

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This week’s character is… SHAZAM!

I’m also leaving for camp after this. I’ll get back home on August 14, and will probably come back on here on August 15 and on.

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“What the hex, Sivana?!”

Because Shazam is magical? So hex? It was funny, okay?!

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Should get some Marvelous puns…

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Freddie - “Hey Billy, do you know what you’d be if you were adopted by Bruce Wayne?”
Billy - “No? What would I be?”
Freddie - “You’d be a Bat-son”

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Billy making a joke during a sad scene in a movie:

“What?! I’m just lightning the mood!”

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Mary - “Billy that comment was shocking!”

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Billy tries to lift a heavy tree trunk.

Billy - “Grrr, Oh SH…”
Billy’s Mom - “Billy, don’t you swear!!!”
Billy “Huh?”

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“Hey! What’s ZAPening around here?”

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What do you get if Black Lightning and Shazam are playing hide and seek with Flash and Cyborg?

Magnetic reflux!

Black Lightning and Static are in the break room with Cyborg. Cyborg asks if there is more juice available.
“Shazam!” Billy looks at their faces, “You guys look shocked to see me?”

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“I thunder what Batman is doing right now…”

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He’s doing an electric slide into Gotham!

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I’m posting 2, since i wasn’t able to post yesterday!

“I’ve got to bolt!”

:notes:Everybody was kung-fu lightning​:notes:

Freddie - “Hey Billy, I’ve met the following heroes:
Superman,
Hourman,
Aquaman,
Zatara, (he’s a man)
Animal Man,
Minute Man.”

Mary - “Oh God, Freddie. What did you just spell out???”
Billy - “And what will it create?”

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“My favorite comic is Co-ZAP-ser!”

Like Collapser! PUNS!

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