Puns that DC Characters Would Make

Batman is my hybro.

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“I’m an o-fish-al member of the Justice League!”

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Huey P. Long has nothing on me.

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Robin - “Something smells fishy about this case, Batman?”
Batman - “Then it can only be one person, The Penguin!”
Aquaman - “Nope Bats, it’s me, I forgot to have a shower this morning…”

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When he tells Mera jokes:

Arthur: “What’s Batman’s favorite seafood?”
Mera: “What?”
Arthur: “Cave-iar!”

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Batman - “We need to solve this case fast.”
Superman - “I’ll call the Flash.”
Batman - “No. Call Aquaman.”
Superman - “Why him?”
Batman - “It’s simple, he’s very efficient.” (e fish ent)

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“Yo go get me a sword, fish!”

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Mera: - “Batman would eat all of it as well. I mean he is very shellfish.”

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Arthur: “Robin can just have a lot of milk and protein. I heard he’s trying to get bigger mussels!”

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Robin - “I heard Aquaman has eight pet cats.”
Nightwing - “Huh, Aquaman doesn’t have any cats.”
Robin - “Hmmm, I’m sure he said he has Oct-o-puss.”

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What’s Aquaman’s favourite Gotham Night Club?

Fish Mooney’s.

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Starfire - #… I’m a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
… Come on, Barbie, let’s go party…#

Robin - “Grrr, I can’t remember who sang that?”
Beastboy - “It’s Aqua man…”

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“Mera, I can’t believe how expensive this underwater laptop is! Does 1,243 liquid not seem like a lot to you?”

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Ollie - “You should have waited until the company went out of business, then you’d have got it in a liquidation sale.”

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Dick Grayson - “Come on, there must be a few more somewhere.”
Tim Drake - “What’s wrong?”
Dick Grayson - “My well of Aqua puns has run dry…”

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Look at you all with your dry sense of humor

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“I’m not fi-letting you guys get away!”

Yeah he says filet like fill let. He ain’t french!

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I’ll let Harley tell u herself lol.

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We meet again Annie May my sea anemone enemy.

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Robin - “Holy Flying Fish Batman…”
Batman - “Aquaman, the tanks sprung a leak again!!!”

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