Puns that DC Characters Would Make

I couldn’t think of a hero that was Z…man.

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Next week’s sponsor is Lucifer. Remember to keep it clean, even though Lucifer is pretty dirty

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Lucifer: I am filthy. I need a baalth.

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“Laws are so boring! Everyone just needs to Luc-en up!”

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I am lioning around.

I am lieing aroung.

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“I’ve had an ungodly amount of fruit recently”

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I am dragoning my enemies away.

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“Guess what, dad?! You LUC!”

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Almost forgot today! But I DIDN’T!

“How did Daddy Dearest manage to create a group of women so de-LUX?”

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“I just love DEVILled eggs!”

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These devil cakes are speaking to me.

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Funny, because on the show, he hates them and called them out as a way to mock him indirectly.

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Time for hockey.
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I know this is Hawkman, but I have to share this pun.

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To literally anyone he doesn’t like:

“Rot in hell!”

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“Hell-o there detective!”

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For this week, it’s Harley Quinn week!

“Stop clownin’ around will ya?”

“Remember to re-psycho-le!”

“I’m so much bat-ter than you!”

That is my pun. She stole my pun.

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