Puns that DC Characters Would Make

On this thread, because I’m obsessed with puns, we will have a character for the week, that we will all say puns that we think that character would make…

I really like puns, okay?!

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This week is Robin.

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“I’m gonna put you in jail, feather you like it or not!”

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I think this character of the week thing is too restricting, especially since this tortures us by using a Robin who is not known for puns, when one Robin is best known for his holy puns.

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“Stop Robin that bank!”

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That sounds more like Joker than Tim.

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Fine just Robin!

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Holy rule change Jurisdiction-Man.

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Holy pun thread Jurisdiction-Man.

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“That outta ruffle their feathers!”

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I didn’t make one yet!

Nightwing: “Y’know what, Joker? You’re a Dick!”

Joker: “I don’t get it…”

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Next week’s sponsor will be…

Beast Boy!!!

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From Damian: “You guys won’t be hearing ‘cha-ching’ anymore!”

Get it? Because ching sounds like a sword blade being unholstered in the movies? No?

I’ll show myself out…

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For Tim as Drake

Drake: You are quackers for punishment. [Villain makes threats]. Do not make me quack you mallardicious fiend.

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“Y’know your name is really accurate, King *Tut!”

For those who don’t get the joke, one of robins’ (bird) calls is called a “tut”.

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Yeah that’s Penguin’s job lmfao

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I forgot to do yesterday! I’ll do 2 today!

  1. “I’m gonna ani-MAUL you to near-death, because I’m no killer!”
  2. “I’d be LION [morphs into a lion] if I said you weren’t pretty intimidating, Batman!”
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“Hello all you cool cats and kittens!”

I couldn’t help myself with that. Im watching season 2 of tiger king

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“My favorite thing at the park is the monkey bars!”

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I feel like half of Beast Boy’s dialogue should be puns. He can just change into an animal to use whatever pun he wants! I don’t know if these qualify as “puns”, but turning into a giant porcupine and making a joke about scratching a criminal’s back if they scratch his, or a flea and then telling the villain to flee while they can. :stuck_out_tongue:

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