On this thread, because I’m obsessed with puns, we will have a character for the week, that we will all say puns that we think that character would make…
I really like puns, okay?!
On this thread, because I’m obsessed with puns, we will have a character for the week, that we will all say puns that we think that character would make…
I really like puns, okay?!
This week is Robin.
“I’m gonna put you in jail, feather you like it or not!”
I think this character of the week thing is too restricting, especially since this tortures us by using a Robin who is not known for puns, when one Robin is best known for his holy puns.
“Stop Robin that bank!”
That sounds more like Joker than Tim.
Fine just Robin!
Holy rule change Jurisdiction-Man.
Holy pun thread Jurisdiction-Man.
“That outta ruffle their feathers!”
I didn’t make one yet!
Nightwing: “Y’know what, Joker? You’re a Dick!”
Joker: “I don’t get it…”
Next week’s sponsor will be…
Beast Boy!!!
From Damian: “You guys won’t be hearing ‘cha-ching’ anymore!”
Get it? Because ching sounds like a sword blade being unholstered in the movies? No?
I’ll show myself out…
For Tim as Drake
Drake: You are quackers for punishment. [Villain makes threats]. Do not make me quack you mallardicious fiend.
“Y’know your name is really accurate, King *Tut!”
For those who don’t get the joke, one of robins’ (bird) calls is called a “tut”.
Yeah that’s Penguin’s job lmfao
I forgot to do yesterday! I’ll do 2 today!
“Hello all you cool cats and kittens!”
I couldn’t help myself with that. Im watching season 2 of tiger king
“My favorite thing at the park is the monkey bars!”
I feel like half of Beast Boy’s dialogue should be puns. He can just change into an animal to use whatever pun he wants! I don’t know if these qualify as “puns”, but turning into a giant porcupine and making a joke about scratching a criminal’s back if they scratch his, or a flea and then telling the villain to flee while they can.