Joker Stole the Gotham City Law Book from the GCPD Police station in order to use it has a check list, so he can say he broke every LAW in the book.
Joker knows every one that works or has worked at Arkham Asylum & their current Addresses.
Joker can’t die, because Satan doesn’t want him to steal his chair or take over the place.
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Dex-Starr eats Fancy Feast on the reg. He’s kind of embarrassed about it…but you know, he’s a cat.
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Sinestro and Hal have a lovers-to-enemies vibe. I think they were a couple before Sinestro went bad
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I’ve only read about a quarter of this thread but this is my favorite! And I believe it 100%!!!
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From the Prelude to the Wedding series
I say this a lot but this issue really made me smile.
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The environmental activist in me is RAGING after reading this.
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I think most of the Batkids (probably at least Dick, Jason, Tim, & Steph) have the entire Heathers soundtrack memorized and it’s typical for them to be on patrol or beating up the Joker or something dramatically singing Candy Store together.
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I think John Constantine really likes The Kinks. Ray Davies is also a bitterly sarcastic mentally ill working class British bisexual socialist who’s frankly a little mean and deeply despises the Tory Party.
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John Constantine is not allowed within 100 miles of Gotham City
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Do him and Jason Blood have beef or something?
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Who does Constantine not have beef with?
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Courtney what’s your beef with Constantine?
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Have you not read Trinity War?
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All the stuff I get to blame him for.
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I kick Shiv in the face so much that her faceprint is permanently implanted into my right boot.
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Abra Kadabra’s wand is a stolen piece of the Miracle Machine. It doesn’t require the magic word at all- thats just Abra Kadabra’s showmanship. All it requires is him willing whatever he wants to happen while holding the wand.
Superman has given Jonathan his own Kryptonian name: Van-El.
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