@biff_pow, I have it on good authority that Darkseid as you know him doesn’t exist.
He is actually the robot suit of a far more adorable, far less intimidating being:
hey, i agree with you! darkseid calls himself Creampuff because he can’t say “profiterole” without slobbering on himself like sylvester the cat
I have to give DC credit, Batman and baby Darkseid was awesome. One can be cute and lethal. Look at Harley Quinn, as just one such example.
why are you telling me? tell Anonymous!
I heard from a guy that you know somebody who once hooked up with a gal that has a dog that once licked a kid who saw a person who had a conversation with someone who met Anonymous. I figured you could tell him.
well that’s true
Glad it is. I heard that info 13th hand from a parrot.
Since none of the phonemes making up “profiterole” have no resemblance to the spit filled phonemes that Sylvester lashes out moisture with. I say thee “Nay. Circle does not get the square. You have to earn that yourself.”
I was literally going to make a thread saying the same exact thing. I think @biff_pow may hold the key to curing my depression.
Which means it’s especially impressive that Darkseid still can’t pronounce it.
Given his ability to pronounce “the anti-life equation”, “profiterole” is a simple pronunciation he is more than capable of.
LATE BREAKING NEWS: sources have confirmed that Darkseid exclusively eats baby carrots because he’s been clinically diagnosed with karotophobia, fear of standard carrots; however my sources differ on why. According to reports, it’s either because he’s afraid they attract rabbits, of which he is terrified, or because their orange color reminds him of, quote, “spooky jack o’ lanterns”
(Dramatization)
an anonymous source who goes by the name @TheWolverineofNML, don’t read that, just delivered this bombshell
aHEM
Awww, my favorite topic was necro’d! The truth about Darkseid must be known!