Stupid Questions About DC

Maybe “The Librarian”?

Or “The Book-Keeper”?

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Emotional Spectrum Treats…

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Taste the rainbow™

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Do you guys think the writers of Blackest Night and Brightest Day were racist? Think about it. Black Lanterns are death and White Lanterns are life!

Tsk. tsk.

Coincidence, I think not!

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Unspoken Tales of the Emotional Spectrum. Years ago Abin Sur made a deal with the Indigo Tribe. All the other rings seek a new person and the ring says “Nok Nok”, the weilder says “Who’s There”. The ring says “Shut up and put your appendage up, you’ve been Chosen!!!”

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We need to make that discussion into a skit!

Abin Sur: What do you think about creating super deadly, powerful weapons that randomly choose people to do whatever it tell them to?

Indigo Tribe: Sounds safe to me! Let’s do it!

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If The Persuader’s Atomic Axe burns the atoms of everything it touches, doesn’t that mean he is burning the oxygen of earth?

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no. it means the axe is doing that!

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If a Vulcan has no emotions, then how did one get chosen to be a Green Lantern??? Did the Guardians (who also have no emotions) do that as a joke? But wait they don’t have a sense of humor… Or do they?

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I bet this question could give a Vulcan an emotion: complete confusion

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Update in rules (at top)

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What does Aquaman eat while in Atlantis???

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sushi

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What do you think Darkseid does with his lasers (other than kill/fight)?

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Seaweed - he got a medical prescription from Dr. Midnight

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He cuts his grass

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Ahhhh! okay! “grass” yes! Not sea-weed (notice the hyphen)

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What??? :face_with_raised_eyebrow::face_with_raised_eyebrow::face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Use them during parties to activate the strobe lights

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weed from the sea

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