Stupid Questions About DC

Type stupid/silly questions about gadgets and/or characters from the DC comics in the comments. Then, other people will give even stupider answers! This is why I’m considered an idiot (mostly by myself…)

After 100 posts, I will post a poll with the best questions, and another poll with the best answers. Then, everyone will vote on their favorite!

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what do you think happens when Dex-Starr has a hairball?

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how do the Robins learn how to play with all that electricity? looking at you Dick and Tim

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How did Red Hood learn how to aim with guns if Batman never used guns?

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The weird thing is that Batman did train Jason to use guns. And then they used guns in The Cult. Bruce, you’re 100% to blame.

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well this is awkward

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How much man could a Man-Bat bat if a Man-Bat could bat man?

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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a not nice word and an American, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in Gotham City by providence impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

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can I say this?

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Does Dr. Fate hair stink, since Nabu barely lets them remove the helmet of fate long enough for them to wash it?

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He probably takes Febreeze showers so he doesn’t have to wash it

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This is something that needs to be addressed, immediately.

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Hehe, I get that reference :grin:

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He lets loose on Atrocitus’ boots and claims he saw Saint Walker…

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1! any other number and he would be batting men

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welcome back @EternalKnight

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He uses a level 2 conjuration spells to summon dry shampoo. It is always a success.

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I read several Justice Society comics. And Fate regularly takes the helmet off when not fighting. Sometimes the most boring answer is the answer.

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How does any power ring, other than the Green Lantern ring, find someone to wield it?

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The same way. They seek out someone capable of the same emotion. For example a yellow ring once chose scarecrow.

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