“Goblins are real.” -Wonder Woman in front of Congress
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LOLLLLLLLLL Tim is one minor inconvenience away from ending it all. One especially long line at McDonald’s away from sending us to our makers
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Al Czervik visits the Hall of Justice
Sees Green Arrow’s hat. This is the worst hat I ever saw. What, I bet when you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
See Ollie in same hat. Oh, it looks good on you though.
Flash studies the evidence for a while, Al shouts “Let’s go! While we’re young!”
To Zan: Hey, kid park my car, get my bags… and put on some weight will you?
To Batman and Damian: And this is your son huh? Oh, wonderful boy! Yeah, he’s a good boy! Now I know why tigers eat their young.
I tell you, country clubs, cemeteries and super hero headquarters are the biggest wastes of prime real estate.
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This is amazing, Tim is so done and unhinged at the same time.
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in honor of Arnie Pye…
Superman: Bruce what’s in the safe?
Batman: I can’t see through metal Kent!
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Peacemaker: You guys ever play Dark Souls? It’s pretty fun. I can’t beat the second boss though.
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Riddler: What’s black and white and red all—
Batman (punches him in the face): You took too long, dumbass.
Mr. Freeze: That was cold… ice cold…
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