Justice League Incorrect Quotes

*Kon walks in bleeding after a bad mission
Tim: What were you thinking?!?
Kon: The choice I took was calculated.
*Deep breath while ripping off the sunglasses dramtically
But boy am I bad at math.

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Ollie: Damn it Clark! Quit holding me a thousand feet in the air and give me my bow so I can go after this rich white polluting bastard!

Clark: Not until Lois is done interviewing him.

Ollie: She gets all the fun. Can you at least flatten one of his tires with your heat vision for me?

Clark: sure

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Alfred: Staying alive Master Bruce?

Bruce: no. trying to understand the New York Times effect on man

Damian: dancing and singing along to the BeeGees in the background

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they never let Barry be nerdy enough in JLA…

Barry walks into the JLA Satellite as everyone is there for the monthly meeting.

BARRY: JLA Assem…

BRUCE: NO! we don’t do that!

end of the meeting

CLARK: see you all next month

BARRY: may the Force…

EVERYONE: NO!

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Barry: whispers to himself: RUN BARRY RUN!

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Commercial: How many licks does it take to get the middle of a tootsie-pop?

Bruce: ALFRED!!!

Alfred: On it, Master Bruce!

Bruce (places tootsie-pop on analyzer): Computer, begin analysis!

Selina: I’m married to a dumbass…

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Gets Tim to run tests on different flavors

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That’s so accurate!!!

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J’onn J’onzz: How are you Aquaman?

Aquaman: Where is everyone, we have a training session in a few minutes

JLA signal goes off

Aquaman: Vixen? Where are you? A Thompson Twins concert? What is that? No I’m not out of touch? Hello? Hello? She hung up!

J’onn J’onzz: We should investigate these “Thompson Twins.”

Aquaman: Why?

J’onn J’onzz: According to the computer, there are three people in the band and none of them are twins or named Thompson.

Aquaman: Call Ralph

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too true, I need more YJ shenanigans

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Gotham Season 3-
Oswald: Whats the difference between :heart: and :blue_heart: ?
Ed: :heart: is for love, :blue_heart: is for friendship
Oswald: Thanks :heart:
Ed: You’re welcome :blue_heart:

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oooh harsh but too true

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I would pay real money to see this^^^.

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He hid the negatives.

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Meanwhile, at Titans Tower back in 2003

Vic: Beastie- that last piece is mine!

Gar: No way bro! You got the last piece of pizza last time!

Vic: It’s mine!

Gar: NOOO!

Raven enters the kitchen via one of her teleportation portals
Rae Rae: Guys- Robin’s in trouble! We’ve got to save him!

Gar: Oh man!

Vic: Let’s go!

Rae Rae: Go through the portal. I’ll be right behind you!
Vic and Gar go through the portal that leads them into the garage. Robin is sitting in the front seat of the T-Car with Linkin Park blasting through the car’s speakers

Robin: Hey guys- I got the new stereo installed in the T-Car. It sounds goood!
Vic and Gar look at each other

Rae Rae (back in the kitchen): Last slice. Mmm. Come to mama.


Happy 20th B-Day Teen Titans!
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