*Kon walks in bleeding after a bad mission
Tim: What were you thinking?!?
Kon: The choice I took was calculated.
*Deep breath while ripping off the sunglasses dramtically
But boy am I bad at math.
Ollie: Damn it Clark! Quit holding me a thousand feet in the air and give me my bow so I can go after this rich white polluting bastard!
Clark: Not until Lois is done interviewing him.
Ollie: She gets all the fun. Can you at least flatten one of his tires with your heat vision for me?
Clark: sure
Alfred: Staying alive Master Bruce?
Bruce: no. trying to understand the New York Times effect on man
Damian: dancing and singing along to the BeeGees in the background
they never let Barry be nerdy enough in JLA…
Barry walks into the JLA Satellite as everyone is there for the monthly meeting.
BARRY: JLA Assem…
BRUCE: NO! we don’t do that!
end of the meeting
CLARK: see you all next month
BARRY: may the Force…
EVERYONE: NO!
Barry: whispers to himself: RUN BARRY RUN!
Commercial: How many licks does it take to get the middle of a tootsie-pop?
Bruce: ALFRED!!!
Alfred: On it, Master Bruce!
Bruce (places tootsie-pop on analyzer): Computer, begin analysis!
Selina: I’m married to a dumbass…
Gets Tim to run tests on different flavors
That’s so accurate!!!
J’onn J’onzz: How are you Aquaman?
Aquaman: Where is everyone, we have a training session in a few minutes
JLA signal goes off
Aquaman: Vixen? Where are you? A Thompson Twins concert? What is that? No I’m not out of touch? Hello? Hello? She hung up!
J’onn J’onzz: We should investigate these “Thompson Twins.”
Aquaman: Why?
J’onn J’onzz: According to the computer, there are three people in the band and none of them are twins or named Thompson.
Aquaman: Call Ralph
too true, I need more YJ shenanigans
Gotham Season 3-
Oswald: Whats the difference between and ?
Ed: is for love, is for friendship
Oswald: Thanks
Ed: You’re welcome
oooh harsh but too true
I would pay real money to see this^^^.
He hid the negatives.
Meanwhile, at Titans Tower back in 2003
Vic: Beastie- that last piece is mine!
Gar: No way bro! You got the last piece of pizza last time!
Vic: It’s mine!
Gar: NOOO!
Raven enters the kitchen via one of her teleportation portals
Rae Rae: Guys- Robin’s in trouble! We’ve got to save him!
Gar: Oh man!
Vic: Let’s go!
Rae Rae: Go through the portal. I’ll be right behind you!
Vic and Gar go through the portal that leads them into the garage. Robin is sitting in the front seat of the T-Car with Linkin Park blasting through the car’s speakers
Robin: Hey guys- I got the new stereo installed in the T-Car. It sounds goood!
Vic and Gar look at each other
Rae Rae (back in the kitchen): Last slice. Mmm. Come to mama.
Happy 20th B-Day Teen Titans!