Booster: Thank you for not saying “I told you so.”
Ted: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.
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Booster: Look, Ted, it’s the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
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Ted: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?
Booster: What did you just say-
Ted: Foetons! Laughs
Booster: Wh-what?
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Booster: Since we’re in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don’t ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Ted: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don’t want to hear s***.
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Booster: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Ted: But don’t you hate yourself.
Booster: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Booster: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Ted: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Booster, getting down on one knee: That’s 'cause it is.
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Booster: How do you want your coffee?
Ted: Black, like my soul.
Booster:
Booster: Ted, your soul is a latte.
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Bart : Gatekeep, girlboss, and what’s the other one again?
Kon: There isn’t another one. You’re crazy.
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Tim : The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Damian.
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Tim: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Bernard : You know that’s called a coma, right?
Tim:
Tim: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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Tim, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.
Damian : You’re ugly.
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Tim: chokes on something
Dick : Jeez, Tim, don’t die on us.
Tim: Don’t tell me what to do, I’ll die whenever the hell I want!
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Tim: Kon, you fly ahead and get us an aerial view. I’ll use my binocular-scanning glasses to see what’s on the ground.
Bart: Wait, but can I run ahead? Let me see the threats on the ground! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
Kon: Y’know Rob, I dont actually fly. I use my tactile telekinesis. It’s really cool.
Tim: I hate this family…
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Kon , texting Tim: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Tim′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
Later
Tim, texting back: Screw you.
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Kon: Yeah yeah, well I guess I kinda like you a little, Bart…
Bart: I love you too Kon! Oh look a bird!!
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This is my favorite one yet!
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NO don’t make them say cute things to each other i am not trying to ship them rn
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whispers lightly
DamiJon
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my brain is going to shut down and stop working if i think about damijon and superpulse at the same time
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