He does not act authentic.
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i think it must be santa
everything we can see in the picture checks out
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red suit, white beard, torn bed sheets used to bind his victims, all his signatures are there
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For the bravest of people.
Wishing those the best of holidays
For people who puzzle
Puns
Eating good grub
One of those weeks
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Get better passwords
You don’t believe it
Me playing any first person shooter as I reload after every shot for no reason 
It’s so bad it’s good
Taking someone’s stuff
What to do white said stuff
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When you interrupt
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Puzzles are fun for people under forty!.. Right? Maybe we should piece together a good reason they aren’t. I got some cool puzzles… Batman Returns puzzle… (When did I stop being schway?)
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You never stopped being schway Mr. Land
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Doesn’t mean its not schway to puzzle under forty just psycho 
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When you just don’t get modern music:
Also, when “Yipee! Wow! Ha! Ha! Ho! Ha! Wow! Ho! Ho! Ja! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ho! Whee-eee! Wow! Yay Ay Ay! Ha! Ha!”
When it hurts a little that Wonder Woman had anything to do with Live, Laugh, Love:
When is the jet supposed to be invisible or not?
When Wonder Woman had a “Rage Cage” business back in the 40’s:
When Wonder Woman scores high on the hot/crazy matrix:
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when even being a 12th level intellect can’t prepare you for the cringe
with text
(from this, which i am plugging everywhere because it’s cool and doesn’t have enough youtube views:
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honestly a good excuse not to do just about anything
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when someone asks when the next Doom Patrol WAL is
so now we’re prepared for every conceivable eventuality
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When your feeling down
Boondoggle I say
When you calling someone reckless
Lacking knowledge of a speedboat
It’s morbi…er magic time
When someone say you have a great idea you respond
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when someone tells you to be cool, or to act your age, or to perform a moderately difficult math function
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When you are thrifty with your bondage habits:
When do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
When Marston is up to his normal lol’s:
When why not both?
When @biff_pow needs to up the security in his darkened studio:
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I am not thrifty with bondage. I just tie every limb up with very expensive silk rope.
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