Why did Alanna Lewis get into trouble? She went looking for some Strange.
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Why couldn’t Captain Boomerang leave Belle Reve? Every time they threw him out he came right back again.
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Whatever happened to Nuclear Man?
Nothing, he just left and hung a sign on the door that read “gone fission”.
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What does Lobo call the part of his back that his arms are too short to scratch?
The bast itch.
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This thread got me through today. Thanks everyone for contributing!
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Why was it funny when Captain Cold and Golden Glider laughed?
They be Snarts, coming from them.
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Why are Batman’s sidekicks named Robin?
Because “Batson” was taken.
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What kind of flowers does Hawkman get Hawkgirl on Valentine’s Day?
Rein-carnations.
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What’s Hal Jordan’s favorite carnival ride?
The Ferris wheel.
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Why is Shazam the politest Super Hero?
Because he always says the magic word.
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Why was Robin the perfect sidekick for Batman?
Because he was an Acro-Bat.
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How did Granny Goodness torture Scott Free?
With a Miracle Whip.
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Why couldn’t Superman meet Batman in the cemetery?
Because he can’t go near the crypt tonight.
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
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How does Oracle keep invaders out of the clocktower?
With Barb Wire.
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I know it’s a pun, but I’m really wanting a certain Dark Horse Comics character to have a crossover with the Birds of Prey now.
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Wouldn’t be the craziest crossover DC’s done.
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How does Shazam prepare the best cured deli meat?
With the Wisdom of Salami.
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I could be wrong but I think that this joke is the funniest one yet!
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What do you call Stargirl after she gets mind-wiped?
Courtney Witless.
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