It’s almost April Fools’ Day and what better way to celebrate than with some good, clean jokes?!
Here’s an example and I am not taking credit for this, as it was ripped from the web:
What position did Bruce Wayne play on his baseball team? Bat-Boy
See? That’s why I’m not taking credit for it.
Give us your best DC related Jokes and the ones that make us laugh the most, will be read on our April Fools’ Day Episode.
Ha ha ha,
DC Daily
A boy walks into a bar… but it was the bomb that got him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? 
To die
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock??!?! Who’s there?
The chicken 
What do vegan zombies eat???
Graaaaaaaainssssss!
How did Two-Face get busted by the traffic cops?
Because he was double parked.
Alright, everyone go home. Nobody’s topping the savagery of this one
What did Superman say when he dropped Krypto off at the Kent farm?
“A pup, and away!”
What did Wonder Girl use to yank out her loose baby teeth?
The Lasso of Tooth.
Wow, jokes are easy.
What’s Oliver Queen’s favorite drink?
A goat-tea.
What did Orion say when a woman called him the son of Darkseid?
“I ain’t no Kalibak, girl!”
How did Batwoman get around Gotham after twisting her ankle?
With a Kate Cane.
Why is Batman so awkward around Commissioner Gordon?
He keeps sending mixed Signals.
So a Robin walks into a crowbar…
Scroll up, I did that one.
Ah, I missed that one.
What do you get when you cross Tora Olafsdotter, Mr. Freeze, Killer Frost, and Captain Cold?
The Just-Ice League.
Who’s faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and delivers packages to your door with no shipping fees?
Superboy-Prime.
I think I might have used this one in an article before, but:
Why does Wonder Woman always defeat Barbara-Ann Minverva?
Because Cheetahs never prosper.
This one might get me in trouble, but—
Why don’t pictures of Harley Quinn ever come out right?
Because she’s always over-exposed.
