Comment Like You're Living In Gotham

I live in Kane Complex

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I asked Bookworm if I could be his apprentice.

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What’d he say?

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-shifty eyes-

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Man that guy puts the “worm” in “Bookworm.” He freakin’ bugs me, bro! And he’s slimy and gross! Yuck!

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Are you sure you found the right person?

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If the glasses fit…

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I think Catwoman just went up the side of my building

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Some blonde guy just asked me if I thought Batman was a demigod-demogorgon hybrid

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Is he not? Didn’t that conspiracy YouTube channel say he was? The guy had evidence and everything!

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Whatever happened to Alexander Knox? He had the first stories about Batman not Vicky Vale. She probably had her boyfriend at the time, Bruce Wayne, have a word with the editor.

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Is it the one you’re dating or a different one?

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MEME ORIGIN] Well Yes, But Actually No - YouTube

yes i am aware this is a very cryptic answer

for the purposes of this thread, I am just some random Gothamite NPC

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I assume the DCU America also has the Fifth Amendment

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Was he a Brit in a tan trench coat?

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nope. some teenager in a coffee shop.

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Wow. So I guess this means we have the craziest criminals and the craziest kids in the world.

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it’s Gotham. No one’s stable here.

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The horses are

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Don’t you know @basicallytimdrake? Batman’s a vampire.

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