That’s what I was thinking, but the guy’s theory about him being a demigod-demogorgon hybrid was so crazy it might’ve been true.
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Breaking character: Oh no. They are talking about Batman’s identity again. Last time this happened… It didn’t go well.
See!? Everyone knows that. Well, a friend of mine named Waylon insists that he is a robot but he was never all there.
You guys ever wonder why someone doesn’t buy up all those abandoned warehouses and turn them into apartments? I can barely afford to live in this city and there are just acres of empty real-estate a block away!
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I’m deeply hurt
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Sorry! I meant the og. You’re still awesome! Hell I’m in your fan club!
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I can sell any of you a real, bonafide, electrified, genuine Bat shaped throwing device used by the bat himself. It’s real pointy and dangerous and everything! Went right tru’ a ventriloquist dummy
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How’d you get it?
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Got it from a kid, Fred something something, eh it doesn’t really matter, all that matters is the value!
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It’s a dangerous path of deceit, betrayal, and Monster truck rallies
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the kid clam to know Shazam?
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Why…. I… I believe he probably did, I think. But everybody claims to know everybody around here, you know? I’m used to it. My third cousin claims to know the Flash
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What’s your cousin’s name?
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Guys! Did you know that if you actually solve Riddler’s random street puzzles correctly the trophy won’t electrically shock you?! It only happens if you solve the puzzles wrong or don’t attempt them at all. You might need a few tools, like a hacking device or taser but… it gets the job done!
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Is this forecast for snow because it’s winter or because Mr. Freeze is on the loose again?
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Yes.
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Dang it! I thought Nightwing took care of him after he went full-spider mode!
@ProActress knows what I’m talking about!
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I just sent Arkham guards laxatives for the darn clown
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Batman has never failed to put the bad guys away, but I think Arkham sets them free on purpose. Why? I don’t know. Insurance money? Police funding? Demonization of the mentally ill for Rao knows what reason? I don’t know, but it’s 50/50 whether Batman’s in on it or just incredibly dumb.
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Well, he’s the same estimated height and weight as the earliest estimates of Robin, and first appeared around the time that Robin was either replaced or shrunk about 6 inches, so that’s my theory.
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Y’know, that explains… Everything.
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Again, Arkham is corrupt to the core. If we had a sane (no pun intended) criminal justice system, the Joker would either have been rehabilitated by now or would still be in jail for his first murder.
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