That’s one way to 86 an old Chrysler…
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We’ve got our first car wrecked! 
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“I guess I was embarassed.”
Said by every teen, ever. True story.
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Poor Clark being blame for a crime he didn’t commit! It wasn’t him, it’s a one bad spell lady!
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Lex is on the phone
“Yeah, I’m a jerk that tries to not be one, but can’t ever escape his jerky tendencies, so I likely always will be a jerk.”
You blew it, Lex. FACT.
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Lex refuses to listen to Martha!
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Pool time! 
goes to get his Superman swim trunks
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Jonathan Kent is a good man.
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The best man. 
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Don’t do it, Jonathan! Noooo!
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Uh-oh Jonathan Kent is under her spell!
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This lady be deadly!
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See, if Ms. Atkins tried her schtick with me, she’d get bored.
I’m not like Lex (thank God), I’m not married and I’m not a student, so she has nothing to burrow her claws/breath her pheromones into.
Whew!
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Clark is Firefly again! Causing fire in a police staton!
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I’m not rich so she wouldn’t even glimpse at me lmao
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I’m not either, so that’s yet another reason why she’d say “Pass!” to me. 
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Maybe he can sweat it out! Put a sweater on Lex!
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Luthor’s Mansion break-in!
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Double yikes!!!
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visualizes Lex in an unironic, hideously awful Christmas sweater
Ha-ha!
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