He MIGHT go to the mall and engage in a battle of “wits” with Brody as to whether or not the cookie stand is part of the mall’s food court.
He MIGHT go to a fortune teller and like what he sees. “Why not an extra?” he thinks.
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@ TheLegendKiller I meant Marvel but Voldemort works too!
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Even worse, the urine he leaves on the seat… isn’t his
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Pee with his pants all the way down huge flex by the way
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I’d friend you right now if I could, DaveTheCurb
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He MIGHT work at Piggy Wiggly and ride around in shopping carts when it’s his turn to go out and collect them.
He MIGHT drive a PT Cruiser.
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Possibly wet the bed at a mattress store
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There’s so many good pee-related ones.
He might ask rides from you often but never pay gas money.
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He MIGHT flick pencils into the classroom ceiling tiles because he’s “too cool for school”.
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He MIGHT play with himself.
Because he has a few statues available now, as well as some action figures on the way.
Get your mind out of the gutter! 
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