A thread intended for us to think of, and post things he might do, to make the world just that much darker.
I’ll start: He could put a responsameter in a chunk of Dark Metal. Because a Dark Metal Man would wreak havoc.
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he might go to a bakery and dig through the bagels with his bare hands
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He might go to a comic book store and read a comic without buying it.
As Marge Simpson once said “You shouldn’t do that.”
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He might steal forty-ONE cakes.
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That’s… My god… That’s as many as four tens… AND AN EXTRA ONE!
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And that’s even more terrible!
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Do street mime.
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Continue to be published.
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He might take a shower.
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He might grease up the Flash’s driveway
I’m sorry, I’m trying
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He could cough and not cover his mouth.
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He might even step on a crack.
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He might put the toilet paper facing away from the user.
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He might steal candy from a baby
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Call Jim Gordon. Ask for Sarah. Hang up.
Put Pineapple on pizza.
Seriously:
Kill the loved ones of DC characters.
Recreate the Dr. Manhattan incident on himself.
Kill the Monitor.
Redacted Torture THEN kill DC character’s loved ones.
Explain something by Scott Snyder so that it makes sense (did I say serious?)
Add an earth to the multiverse so now everyone has to remember one more that’s just filled with primates or something dumb. Oh, wait…
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He might make a pig of himself at a movie theater/sporting event/etc and not even remotely try to clean up after himself. He might also bitch about the freshness of freshly made popcorn at said events.
He might go through folded shirts at a store and not bother to make the stack look good after he’s done with it.
He might post toy hunting videos on YouTube, make a mess and not pick up said mess.
He might just have a “That’s what the employees are there for.” mentality.
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He might saw the head off the statue of Jebediah Springfield.
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No, sorry, I take it back. No one’s that evil.
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He might say “Go banana!” when what he really means is “Go squash!”.
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He’d totally post gym selfies on social media.
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