That’s exactly what I was about to say
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He may be a perpetual frontrunner for Worst Father of the Year, but he still technically counts
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We Should have a Father’s Day poll!
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Not right this second but eventually
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Yeah, maybe on like Father’s day! Wow! 
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I’m getting ahead of myself
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Actually, Swamp Thing does have a kid, or at least he did in the Vertigo era. Tefe Holland, born from Abby Arcane and Swamp Thing (possessing John Constantine’s body because of anatomical needs), she actually became a plant elemental like her father for a while, but was able to keep a human appearance. Here’s the series she starred in.
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No problem. 
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I still don’t find him sexy, though. 
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He doesn’t get my motor running either, but I can get the appeal.
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I must say that Black Lightning is the only one who really worked hard for his body. Black Adam gets a magic bod, Swampy gets a plant bod, and DS got a chemical bod.
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Same. Swamp Thing is my guy.
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Gross to all of them. I don’t find fictional characters attractive.
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my head says black lightning, but my heart says swamp thing. i love nature, i bet he smells nice, and it seems like he enjoys a quiet sit. i’m a little worried about humidity.
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Well, you’re already green, so at least y’all have that kickin’ for you.
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So I picked Black Lightning, as not only is he an actual dad, unlike two of the others, he is also in good shape. Also he is a good man and that is part of his charm, as men like him who bounce back from divorce, but still open and trying to fix what is wrong with them is an attractive feature.
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It’s a crime that Bruce isn’t in this poll. Someone send the Justice League after the creators. Tell them to look for the colorblind one. 
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I’ve gotta ask,what the hell is so attractive about Swamp Thing
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