Puns that DC Characters Would Make

“These guys are Kon-siderably dangerous, so be careful!”

You know, people think that being a superhero is all pros, but there are KONS to this line of work too!

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“Y’know, baby, you and I have one helluva KON-ection!”

“I’m so i-KON-ic!”

“Imma kick your ess (s)!”

“You guys listen to weird music. PentaKONix is so much better!”

KON-trary to popular belief, [insert snarky remark here].

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I’ve been forgetting to do this.

“Poké-KON is the best game ever!”

“The wounds are just SUPERficial!”

For this week, we’ll be using:

Etrigan!

“I’ve been doing pretty well,
But you should really
Go to HELL!”

The thread is about to be on fire.

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“There’s no need
To throw a fit.
Because this thread
Is HELLA LIT!”

Joker Throws a Plastic Behind at Batman and Robin!
“This Butts for You!”
Joker Then Laughs, Maniacally!

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“Hey villain!
Go get some fries!
Because you look like
You could use some exorcise!”

“No, no
This is no dud
This is my host
Jason Blood!”

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During his no-rhyme time:

“I’m suing Gordon Ramsay for his Hell’s Kitchen show. That’s my thing!”

Alright everyone. This post is not going to make people happy, especially not me. As of right now, I’m putting this thread on hiatus. Since I’ve gotten back from camp, I’ve had to force myself to post, because I knew how much most of you like this thread. What I didn’t do, however, was take my own happiness into account. Don’t take that the wrong way. Everyone on this community has continuously made me happier and happier. However, I can’t find it in myself to update this daily anymore. I think I’ll bring it back eventually, but I just can’t right now. Sorry to disappoint.

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