@Jurisdiction i’m sorry! i’ll write you a note to excuse you from Twinkie and you can eat whatever you want to eat during official cult activities. (there are vegan Twinkie recipes but i think i would be too lazy for that 
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and for everybody who’s interested in The Twinkification, right now we’re thinking next Monday. updates will be posted in The Holiday Thread
me too! i was just thinking about it earlier today.
biff what is this cult called? I mean, i’m a dedicated member either way but i’d like to know the name of it if we have one
I fight too many cults to consider joining (except the America cult of course).
good question! i’ll start a dedicated thread in the lounge soon and we can sort out the formal details, file the paperwork, etc
name
‘Who Is Most Likely To Ruin A Wedding On Purpose?’
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Most likely to leak classified Justice League Info on Twitter
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good, good
you’re the one leading this cult correct?
Please fix this poll Mr. BookWorm. [He did it}
For the wedding question definingly Billy. He knows what he did.
Most likely to drunk text their ex at 3AM and instantly regret it
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Barry destroys the space time continuum so much he is the ultimate security risk.
no I just want to know what kind of cult I’m getting into before I sign anything, y’know?
Again Billy. He knows what he did. Power girl nearly crushed him for that.
[scene: Hal Jordan and Carol Ferris’s wedding]
Minister: Speak now or forever ho–
Green Arrow: YOU CAN’T MARRY THAT WAR PROFITEER [fires annulment arrow]
Ollie is a much better bro than that.
ANULLMENT ARROW LOL I love it
Most likely to have a breakdown and bleach their hair then try to pretend nothing happened
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not Denny O’Neil Ollie! that guy’ll throw your mother down a well if she doesn’t recycle!
Most likely to apologize to a waiter after getting soup poured on them
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