Best Name?
- Coastguardsman 2nd Class Capsizer
- Ensign Evil
- Major Mischief
- Brigadier Bomber
- Private First Class Pyromaniac
- Corporal Crook
- Petty Officer Pretty Awful
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Petty Officer Pretty Awful should be a villain who implements really overcomplicated schemes to commit extremely petty crimes, like building a doomsday device to blackmail a single convenience store for a single candy bar.
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Oh my gosh yes!!!
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His/her catchphrases all revolve around the word petty “That’s just being Petty”
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Petty Puns!!! 
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yes more alliteration 
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I have a name but never got to an origin, sex, race, year etc. but I think the name is solid.
𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑬𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝒀𝑯𝑬𝑴…
Too much?
Too little?
Just right?
Alt cntrl delete?
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I like it! Can I make a suggestion though?
Maybe just say CHIEF MAYHEM?
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up to you though
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When I lived in Dayton my buddy Gary used Super Chief Mayhem as his fake wrestling name. Also one of his nicknames. I always loved the sound of it. So pleasing to my pallet. Another one I just thought of. A guy I worked withs nickname was Oklahoma Sawtooth John. That’s a great one too.
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Who’s Better?
- Dex-Starr
- B’dg
- Ch’p
0 voters
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flame vomiting felines are tough to beat
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what do you think happens when Dex-Starr has a hair-ball lol
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I’m more worried Dex-Starr will get into the catnip
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What I love about Dex-Starr so much is that he’s more like a silver age villain than some actual silver age villains.
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Who is most likely to find a tractor pull interesting enough to take a date there?
- Mr. Terrific
- Batman
- Crimson Fox
- Red Star
- Dolphin
0 voters
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I would’ve said batman, but he wouldn’t bring a date anywhere away from the manor
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This is why I like my stupid polls. Because people here actually consider the proposition and apply it against this giant fictional universe. I’ve voted for Micheal Holt because as a genius scientist he would find the physics, mechanical engineering interesting. Plus he’s cool enough to enjoy a beer and hotdog
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