Pardon my beverage-oriented ignorance (and momentary laziness to not do a Google search) but seltzer water and soda water are one and the same, yeah?
I ask as soda water makes me yak on a near-instant basis (as does Alka-Seltzer), so if they are the same, then no La Croix for me.
I love all of the above! Especially pie, and cherry pie, no less. Its just so…nummers in every imaginable manner.
I sure could go for a slice topped with chocolate chip cookie dough.
waits for the “Get your cherry pie topped with chocolate chip cookie dough!” barker to come about
Well, go figure. The Potato Pickle Five doesn’t actually exist, but if it perks your Attention Meter, then I guess it’ll have to now.
contemplates if he has the talent stones to be a one-man band named “The Potato Pickle Five”
If Groundskeeper Willie can be a one-man act, then by Aberdeen High, so too can I!
Does…does anyone have any instruments I can borrow?
Also, does anyone have an instruction manual for said instruments? I’ve, um, never played an instrument before.
shows off item #3,455 on his “I’ve never…” list
See? Right there, “never played an instrument”. Like Superman, I never lie.
Well, I did lie once, but come on, I was in the sixth grade and-
You know what? I’m not finishing that story.
admits he’s lied more than once as he finishes a container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
Okay, okay. I’ve told my share of fibs, but none recently. Okay? Okay.
shovels ice cream into his mouth, then talks carefully while his mouth is full
Mmm! Sho gewd!