100%!!! That’s AWESOME!!!
dick: I am going to need you to swear-
jason: ■■■■.
dick:
dick: …swear as in promise.
dick: Jason what is wrong with you?
jason: Loaded question. Elaborate.
kon: Wasn’t icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
tim: ICARUS?
dick: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
jason: Fake?
tim: Your existences are confusing.
bart, kon, and cassie: How?
tim: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
Bernard: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
dick: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
jason: Being a fish.
dick: Well, crap.
The only part of this I take issue with is that Tim would be the one to shut it down. He would join in wholeheartedly and it would be up to Babs to stop it.
That’s from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, and for those of you who haven’t seen it, firstly, I pity you, secondly, this scene ends with Flint breaking into random people’s houses and hitting them with snowballs.
BTW, Damian has calculated the exact period of time it will take each member of his family to give up hope that he’s coming back for them, specifically so he can show up exactly twenty-four hours after they give up.
Whichever one you prefer, a crossover would be spectacular.
That’s a quote from something, I just can’t remember what.
Umbrella Academy lol
Another quote, this time from The Good Place, and you are 100% right, Tim is a total Chidi.
bart: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
kon: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
I apologize ahead of time to @Jurisdiction for my timkontent I know this post will probably be responded to with something superpulse
kon: This date is boring!
tim: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.
kon: Then why did you invite me?
tim: I didnt, I specifically said “don’t come with me,” then you said, "■■■■ you tim I’ll do whatever I want!