How does superman cut his nails?🤔

kingofspeedsters · April 30, 2019, 5:13pm

I literally was eating dinner and just thought this to myself, so inside this thread to hear some answers. Lol!!

cbplanets · April 30, 2019, 8:20pm

What you should be asking is how does Lois and Supe have sex? How doesn’ that hard Kryptonian **** split her in half?

kingofspeedsters · April 30, 2019, 8:26pm

That was actually an issue in smallville… if you watched it.

kingofspeedsters · April 30, 2019, 8:26pm

He was able to control his strength

Passero · April 30, 2019, 8:52pm

Kryptonite nail clippers?

Passero · April 30, 2019, 8:52pm

Kryptonite nail clippers?

Gibbyhertz · April 30, 2019, 8:54pm

Huthut Hey Johnny…

Check out those nippers!!

Vroom · April 30, 2019, 9:11pm

Ash Williams cuts them for him with his groovy chainsaw.

kingofspeedsters · April 30, 2019, 9:53pm

Behemoth · April 30, 2019, 9:59pm

Same way he shaves, heat vision. Seriously, how does a man that can swim in lava shave with heat vision.

kingofspeedsters · April 30, 2019, 10:16pm

Exactly!!it doesn’t make sense.

Vroom · April 30, 2019, 10:20pm

@Behemoth.Ravenlord As Funky Flashman says “Don’t ask, just buy it!”

kingofspeedsters · April 30, 2019, 10:20pm

Lol… true dat

RedLanternMatt · April 30, 2019, 10:32pm

Superman’s a nail biter confirmed.

keylimetyrant · May 1, 2019, 12:29am

@kingofspeedsters A mug of strong coffee brings visions of comradeship and how things oughta be!

ZatannaAndHerSpells · May 1, 2019, 2:53am

One of the great mysteries in life, if you ask me. An even better question might be how does he trim his toenails?

kingofspeedsters · May 1, 2019, 4:01am

I dont get it… what’s the difference between finger nails and toe nails??

Vroom · May 1, 2019, 5:05am

“You serious Clark?”

kingofspeedsters · May 7, 2019, 3:05am

I guys I got it!!!

He’s perfect😔

dnno1 · May 15, 2019, 5:53am

See attached.