i didn’t mean to save these for such a big dump but i’m accumulating a backlog. don’t look at them all now! don’t diminish my returns!
the people at getmorphin, whatever that is, are doing the lord’s work
when everyone wishes you a happy birthday
and when other situations occur
When people are posting all kinds of nonsense on the DC boards.
(Not referring to us, obviously. Our posts are solid gold).
When you don’t want to make toys.
When they catch up with you later.
On one hand, this can be used for when you, like, really want a donut. On the other hand, Sad Jim could also be very useful.
For humor.
When someone needs to read up on the lore.
When you need to tell some jerks that you’re back.
When it’s cool.
When it’s d*rn cool.
When you offer your vigilante husband assistance if needed, but he cares about your safety too much to risk your life:
You have to excuse his harshness, he gets a little fired up sometimes. He’ll apologize for it later
Whoops, almost forgot #ItsLovinJasonToddHourPost!
When someone’s not impressed by your magic
Bande d’étrangers- Godard à son meilleur! Si bon!
When people are arguing about whether Batman should have trunks or not, and I suggest just giving him entirely black pants:
When you’re just chilling.
When the joke you want to make is just too obvious.
When you have an odd feeling that something’s happening to you that you don’t know anything about.
when the ol’ intermittent explosive rage disorder starts acting up
when someone does a swear
when you notice there’s a dead gnat floating in the bottle of dish soap you’ve been using to clean things you eat from
when you’re watching a movie with your dad and he says “don’t look”