The concept is simple. The outcome will probably be anything but. Everyday I’ll put up a sentence or two with blanks, like so: One day in (place), the (place) was robbed by (character) with a (adjective) (weapon). It was up to (hero) to stop this crime!
It can then work out something like this: One day, in Gotham, the deli was robbed by Lois Lane with a giant bazooka. It was up to Mogo to stop this crime!
First sentence will be up in a bit.
Here we go!
#1: On the planet (planet), the Green Lantern (character) has been stranded without a/an (object). This is a job the one and only (adjective) (character)! But can s/he stand up to the (enemies) in his/her way? S/he takes her (weapon) and gets to work saving this intergalactic (adjective).
Okay, have fun!
Alright, trying to do this blind (just peeking at the words needed and filling in at random - might I recommend a list of the necessary words up front so they can be filled in before they’re inserted into the sentence like they have in actual Mad Libs books? Don’t mean to complain, but I just think you get funnier results if you don’t see the sentence before you pick the words.)
Planet: Saturn
Character: Bat-Mite
Object: original copy of Action Comics #1
Adjective: interminable
Character: Rainbow Raider
Enemies: Royal Flush Gang
Weapon: harpoon
Adjective: friendly
On the planet Saturn, the Green Lantern Bat-Mite has been stranded without an original copy of Action Comics #1. This is a job the one and only Interminable Rainbow Raider! But can he stand up to the Royal Flush Gang in his way? He takes her harpoon and gets to work saving this intergalactic friendly.
Thanks for the input @Batjamags. I’ll be sure to do that when I post the next bit later today.
Here we go.
#2: As the Anti Monitor ripped through the walls of spacetime, (character) (adverb) grabbed a (weapon) to stop this (made up word). As the (adjective) Anti Monitor (past tense verb), the (adjective) (character) (past tense verb) in and saved the day. The Anti Monitor was hurled back to where he came from, until he would return in the (made up comic title) Crisis!
On the planet Giedi Prime, Green Lantern Ch’p has been stranded without food. This is a job for the spicy Lady Ghanima! But can she stand up to the Face Dancers in her way? She takes her plasgun and gets to work saving this intergalactic ambassador.
Omg.
Great call @BatJamags.
I’ve been eying this thread since it went up, but felt obligated to make the content factual (well, as factual as fiction can be).
But now an already super interesting thread just got more interesting!
Ed Nygma
rabidly
steel-toed boot / spoon
trifidellic (should probably be “made up ‘noun’”)
foul
slipped
grimey
Killer Croc
sidled
The Corners of Our Eyes
#2: As the Anti Monitor ripped through the walls of spacetime, ED NYGMA RABIDLY grabbed a STEEL-TOED BOOT to stop this TRIFIDEL. As the FOUL Anti Monitor SLIPPED, the GRIMEY KILLER CROC SIDLED in and saved the day. The Anti Monitor was hurled back to where he came from, until he would return in THE CORNERS OF OUR EYES Crisis!
lol pretty fun!
Okay, here we go:
1.body of water
2. number
3. character
4. alien species
5. country
6. Greek god
7. comic villain
8. mad scientist
9. superhero name
10. superhero team name
#3: In the middle of a vast (body of water), there was an island, hidden (number) years ago by the gods of old. That is until Colonel (character) crashed down while being chased by the (alien species). After finding the daughter of the queen and being chased away, the colonel and the daughter- who was named Diana- ran back to (country).
There, the colonel and Diana faced the threat of (Greek god), as well as villains such as (comic villain) and (mad scientist). Diana takes the name (superhero name) and joins the (superhero team name), becoming one of earth’s greatest champions.
Thanks for playing, too. And since I’m just starting out on this, I’d like as many suggestions as you have for me. Both @BatJamags and @KittyKrawler have been super hel;ful so far. Thank you so much!
Caspian sea
3.2 million
Goofy
Goopy Doopy Woo Woo’s 
Finland
Hypnos
Mugatu
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Hypnotica
Justice League of America
#3: In the middle of a vast CASPIAN SEA, there was an island, hidden 3.2 MILLION years ago by the gods of old. That is until Colonel GOOFY crashed down while being chased by the GOOPY DOOPY WOO WOO’. After finding the daughter of the queen and being chased away, the colonel and the daughter- who was named Diana- ran back to FINLAND.
There, the colonel and Diana faced the threat of HYPNOS, as well as villains such as MUGATU and DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ. Diana takes the name HYPONOTICA and joins the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA, becoming one of earth’s greatest champions.
#4
#5
City
Occupation
Character
Superpower
Superhero name
Color
Supervillain
Evil scientist
Adjective
Newspaper
On a dark and stormy night in (city), (occupation) (character) was struck by a bolt of lightning. Finding him/herself with incredible (superpower), and donning the name of (superhero name) alongside a sleek costume of (color), he/she became determined to save the city from threats such as (supervillain) and the evil (evil scientist). Soon the city, and the world, saw the true might of this hero, everyday waking to the (adjective) headlines of the (newspaper). Yes, life was good now, and the world was safe.
#5
San Diego
Bellydancer
Sinestro
Foresight
Wavelength
Silvery blue
Brainiac
Frankenstein
Ghoulish
The Boston Globe
On a dark and stormy night in SAN DIEGO, BELLYDANCER SINESTRO () was struck by a bolt of lightning. Finding him/herself with incredible FORESIGHT, and donning the name of WAVELENGTH alongside a sleek costume of SILVERY BLUE, he became determined to save the city from threats such as BRAINIAC and the evil FRANKENSTEIN. Soon the city, and the world, saw the true might of this hero, everyday waking to the GHOULISH headlines of the BOSTON GLOBE. Yes, life was good now, and the world was safe.
All hail our new greatest hero, the belly dancing Sinestro!
Ikr!
#6
1.City
2. Number
3.Adjective
4. Worker
5. Happy exclamation
6. Name
7. Power
8. Funny Sounding Noun
9. Superhero name
10. Adjective NOT ending in -ly
Young Billy Batson once thought his life was hopeless. Alone and destitute, barely surviving on the streets of (city) at the young age of (number), Billy struggled day in and day out. Who would have thought that being chased into the subway by a couple (adjective) thugs would change his life forever? Stumbling into what appeared to be a cavern, Billy found an old (occupation) sitting upon a throne. The man stood, a twinkle in his eye, and smiled. “(happy exclamation),” he said, his withered voice calm and relieved. “You have come. I have waited millennium to finally meet you, young Billy. I wish to bestow upon you great power, the speed of (name), the (power) of Hercules. All you must do is say my name. (Funny sounding noun)!” And suddenly, Billy’s life didn’t seem so hopeless anymore, and soon he became the hero (superhero name)! Yes, life was (adjective NOT ending in -ly)
#7
The (room) of Justice seemed like a magical place when (character) first came. A marble edifice seemingly carved by (Greek god) him/herself, it was truly astonishing, and this was only made more so as the likes of (superhero) and (character) (past tense verb) out. But then, the (adjective) Mongul, ruler of (planet) came, killing (character) as if it were a simple task. But our hero knew what s/he needed to do. S/he needed to (verb). After all, that’s what a real hero would do, right. And after helping the Justice League defeat this awful tyrant, s/he was accepted as an honorary member.
#7
Pantry
Johnny Bravo
Dionysus
Hal Jordan
Timmy Turner
Gargled
Sultry
Jupiter
Roger (from American Dad lol)
Dance
The PANTRY of Justice seemed like a magical place when JOHNNY BRAVO first came. A marble edifice seemingly carved by DIONYSUS him/herself, it was truly astonishing, and this was only made more so as the likes of HAL JORDAN and TIMMY TURNER GARGLED out. But then, the SULTRY Mongul, ruler of JUPITER came, killing ROGER as if it were a simple task. But our hero knew what s/he needed to do. S/he needed to DANCE. After all, that’s what a real hero would do, right. And after helping the Justice League defeat this awful tyrant, s/he was accepted as an honorary member.
#8
The newsroom of the Daily Planet was always busy in the (time of day), but on that fateful day, when the skies turned red and (character) came from the sky, telling of an ancient evil known as (villain name), it seemed as if the whole building might burst with frenzied anticipation. “Do not worry, fellow Americans,” the (adjective) (character) said on the television. “We have our finest ARGUS agents working around the clock to make sure that the people of (planet) remain safe. There is no need to (verb). As we speak, the (superhero team) is traveling to the very edges of the (place) to make sure that this threat is dealt with.” But the Daily Planet’s reporters, such as (character) and (character) knew otherwise. But there was nothing they could do. All they could hope to achieve was to give the people the truth, and trust in their hero (character).
#8
The newsroom of the Daily Planet was always busy in the noon, but on that fateful day, when the skies turned red and Kite Man came from the sky, telling of an ancient evil known as The Nuclear Family, it seemed as if the whole building might burst with frenzied anticipation. “Do not worry, fellow Americans,” the sassy Jarro said on the television. “We have our finest ARGUS agents working around the clock to make sure that the people of Venus remain safe. There is no need to shock. As we speak, the Outsiders are traveling to the very edges of the Baseball Field to make sure that this threat is dealt with.” But the Daily Planet’s reporters, such as Lois Lane and Bob Dylan knew otherwise. But there was nothing they could do. All they could hope to achieve was to give the people the truth, and trust in their hero Rogal Zar