Here’s how this thread works: name any DC character, and I will write a short poem about them in the form of a limerick. One character per person, please. Here we go!
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Penguin. 
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Death
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This thread is gold based on the title alone.
Exotica from Divine Right: The Adventures of Max Faraday.
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The Penguin’s an erudite bird
Who stands always apart from the herd.
He’s a charmer by letter
But those who know better
Will tell you his manner’s absurd.
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Dream’s sister’s your very first friend
Though you often do best to pretend
That as you grow older
She’s not by your shoulder
But you always catch up by the end.
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The rights may belong to DC now Vroom, but that’s an Image book as far as I’m concerned. Try again.
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All right, here you go:
There once was a girl named Exotica
Whose voice sounded like a melodica.
Designed by Jim Lee,
Readers clearly can see
Inspiration from softcore erotica.
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Divine Right was published under Wildstorm when they were part of Image and Wildstorm is owned by DC so it counts IMO.
Nicely done. How about…Angel and the Ape?
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Sure, but seeing how Exotica’s never appeared in a comic since DC’s acquisition of WildStorm, it’s a nominal distinction at best.
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HCQ, you come up with all the best ideas for threads.
Let’s see, how about… Mogo?
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Haha love it! How about Mick Rory? 
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I really like The Penguin poem! 
How about The Riddler.
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The love between Swamp Thing and Abby Arcane!
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“You really must think I’m quite odd
If I’d seek out the grandson of Grodd,”
Said the Angel detective,
“My brain’s not defective,
I’d much sooner kneel before Zod.”
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Bolphunga the widely despised
Sought a Green Lantern as his next prize.
He took his might for granted
‘Til he came to the planet
And learned why Mogo won’t socialize.
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There once was a thief named Mick Rory,
Who quite literally burned bright with glory.
The one thing he admired
Over roars of a fire
Was writing a hot romance story.
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To the Riddler, The Batman complained,
“You’re a gag villain, stay in your lane!”
What did he say to that?
“When’s a bat not a bat?
Perhaps it’s when the Bruce starts to Wane.”
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MATURE READERS ONLY:
Making love can get pretty damn hot
When your lover provides his own knots.
When two bodies entwine
Amid creeping of vines
Do be careful and try not to Rot.
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That Mick Rory limerick is awesome! 
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