DC Deck of Cards: Choose Your Faces

If you had a custom DC deck of cards, who would your faces be for each suit?

For instance, I’d go:

Spades:
ACE — Krypto
KING — Superman
QUEEN — Supergirl
JACK — Superboy

Diamonds:
ACE — Itty
KING — Hal Jordan
QUEEN — Star Sapphire
JACK — John Stewart

Hearts:
ACE — Gleek
KING — Super Friends (Apache Chief, Black Vulcan, Samurai, El Dorado)
QUEEN — Wonder Twins
JACK — Marvin, Wendy, and Wonder Dog

Clubs:
ACE — Ace the Bat-Hound
KING — Batman
QUEEN — Batwoman
JACK — Nightwing

And for the two Jokers, of course, Joker and Harley Quinn.

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I like yours except wonder woman isn’t a queen which is blasphemy

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I used to play this game when I was young, trying to make my own decks of cards out of tiny slips of paper.

Hearts:
Ace - Superman
King - Batman
Queen - Wonder Woman
Jack - The Flash

Diamonds:
Ace - Nightwing
King - Wally West
Queen - Donna Troy
Jack - Roy Harper

Spades:
Ace - Darkseid
King - Lex Luthor
Queen - Catwoman
Jack - Black Adam

Clubs:
Ace: Trigon
King: Deathstroke
Queen: Blackfire
Jack: Brother Blood

On a separate but related note - the Justice League Tarot deck has some awesome artwork and fantastic choices for the cards.

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Hearts:
Ace: Supergirl
King: Comet
Queen: Streaky
Jack: Krypton

Diamonds
Ace: Wonder Woman
King: Zues
Queen: Hypolita
Jack: Mercury

Spades
Ace: Darkseid
King: Dessad
Queen: Granny Goodness
Jack: Kalibak

Clubs:
Ace: Alfred Pennyworth
King: Batman
Queen: Batgirl (Barbara Gordon version)
Jack: Nightwing

Jokers: Harley Quinn & Dr. Light

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Really king desaad, I’m sensing some bias here

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I’m extremely disappointed that no one has listed the Ace o’ Clubs as Bibbo Bibbowski.

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Hal Jordan as King? Damn straight

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Spades:
Ace - Ace the Bat-Hound
King - Batman
Queen - Catwoman
Jack - Robin (preferably classic Dick Grayson Robin, just because)

Diamonds:
Ace - Hal Jordan
King - John Stewart
Queen - Jessica Cruz
Jack - Guy Gardner

Hearts:
Ace - Linda Park
King - Barry Allen
Queen - Iris West
Jack - Wally West

Clubs:
Ace - Bibbo Bibbowski
King - Superman
Queen - Lois Lane
Jack - Jimmy Olsen

Jokers: The Joker and Mr. Mxzptlk

See, then the aces would be Ace, an ace pilot, an ace reporter, and the owner of the Ace o’ Clubs.

The Flash characters are hearts because Flash stories tend to be heavily driven by the romantic plot (and they literally wear red suits), and the Bat-characters are spades because they’re dark and edgy, so they get the pointier-looking black suit. With the World’s Finest in the black suits, it made sense for the other iconic duo of the Flash and Green Lantern to have the red suits. Kyle and Simon were not excluded on purpose, I just assigned each card to whoever seemed to fit it and they were the ones left over.

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@TheLegendKillerX

What form of bias? I think Dr Light would make a great one of the two Jokers.

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The joke was you naming desaad king

Kings are the second highest in the order, often put into seemingly difficult circumstances by the card above them and the queen below. Seeemed.