Hot Lava’s team could be called The Bubbling Bruisers. Hot Heroes?
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The blowhards!
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I like The Lava League
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How about a Hot Lava Lamp? lol.
Are you referring to the Hot Lava Signal Lamp???
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Hot Lava is apparently immortal
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The Hot Lava Lava Blaster toy would certainly earn the ire of those who lambast toys during the Christmas season.
The narrator of its TV commercial says “Just pump it back and forth and lava blows all over!”
In reality, it’s just a harmless Super Soaker-style toy that sprays water. Or fires soft foam “lava” projectiles.
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Don’t forget the Hot Lava 
secret decoder ring, it’s the only way to decode the commissioner’s secret commercial messages.
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That decoder ring better not have an Ovaltine message associated with it (stupid crummy “SOAB!” inducing commercials). That’d probably get Hot Lava real hot and steamed.
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In the great words of Ross Geller, “Hot Stuff!” 
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Now, what’s the deal with Ross? I mean, Chandler offers him some chocolate milk (made with delicious Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup! Pick up a bottle today! wink) and Ross just looks up and says “No thanks. I’m 29.”
Mister Geller, nobody is ever too old for chocolate milk. EVER.
Now, to quote Homer: “Let’s go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.”
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How is this thing even still bubbling alike like this?
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ALONG
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Hot Lava just keeps flowing along
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Ya just gotta work it slow and out it bubbles along. Smooth-like. Yeah…
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It takes awhile for Hot Lava…to cool off, lol.
Apparently, Hot Lava will be blowing off steam forever and ever…
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Hot Lava’s Steam Punk days are long behind him, only the action figures remain
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I’m bringing the steam back, lol.
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The Geo Farce returns.
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