I was searching through the internet today and found this. It’s a script written by an AI after watching 1,000 hours of Batman movies. It is hilarious. Thought it would be fun to share. Give it a look.
It only the first two pages.
PAGE TWO IS THE FIRST COMMENT.
source: AI Bot Writes Batman Movie Script and the First Page Is Pretty Hilarious
“You drink water, I drink anarchy!”
“I drink bats just like a bat would!”
“Two-Face is like a man but attorney.”
1919: In the future, we will have flying cars!
2019: “Alfred, give birth to Robin!”
To paraphrase one Virgil Hawkins: “The miracles of modern technology.”
Lol okay that was actually pretty good
“An explosion explodes”.
Poetry! Mwah! Pure poetry!
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this was written by a human. It’s way too intentionally funny in all the right places, and the person who originally posted it on Twitter is a comedy writer.
But yes, it’s funny.
Joker has a cruel sense of humor:
“Batman opens the present since he’s a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.”
Someone recorded an audio version.