Greetings, DC Family!
Have you heard the news? That’s right! We’re happy to announce that YOU can now watch the Watchmen. Right here, on this service, any time you want!
To celebrate, we’re offering two prompts to choose from:
We wanna know, if you could, what would you choose to spray paint on the wall next to “Who Watches the Watchmen?” so create a tagline that sums up the movie for you…
AND/OR come up with a joke/riddle that the Comedian, or your favorite character from the movie, would approve of (I like mine featuring sad clowns and elevator shafts. What about you?)
Haven’t seen the movie yet? Check it out here: https://bit.ly/2XMMq4Q
Please make sure all submissions abide by our Forum Guidelines: http://yourdcu.com/cmg
Thanks to @abfgmsw for helping to inspire this week’s prompt - your Watchmen vs Readmen joke made us laugh, lol.
Many thank yous to all who participated in our “Wish You Were Here” Summer Supercation s eries - we appreciate the wonderful entries you shared, and got such a kick out of reading through them every week!
Zack Snyder’s Watchmen: or, Alan Moore for Illiterates
Did Ozymandias ever read the poem Ozymandias? Definitely a spoiler.
Joke by Comedian.
You wanna know what the world is like?
Well I’ll tell you what the world is like.
A Pig, a Wolf, a Fox, a Rabbit and a Squirrel were walking in the dark and they all fell into a giant pit.
They got hungry. So the Wolf ate the Pig and the Fox ate the Rabbit.
Afterwards the Wolf and the Fox were going to fight to see who would eat the Squirrel, but the Fox said, “Why not go halfies?”
So they did.
Then the Wolf, being bigger, ate the Fox.
Then the Wolf starved to death, happy to be the animal that died last.
Now some say, if the Wolf, Fox, Pig, Rabbit and Squirrel had worked together, they could have gotten out of the pit.
And I say, what’s the fun in that?
Honestly it loses something without the singing contest.
I hope everybody gets where the story is from, seeing that it is from TWO issues of the best selling DC comic, but I could see the Comedian saying this.
“Where’s the squid?”
“Mmmm! Whuh-ho, them’s good beans!”
Beans are best served…COLD
Lol, what in the world. You guys certainly know how to tickle a funny bone.
Who Watches The Watchmen (Tag)… When Time Runs Out
You guys are killing me!
The Joker who? Clearly the best humor in DC Universe is right here.
ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!!!
Can we change the name “Bane” to “Bean”??
We all are having Squid today.
Calamari’s back on the menu, boys.
tags a wall
“Archie Andrews couldn’t pilot Archie and is a real jughead to think he could, so…nyah!”
sprays “El Barto” on an adjacent wall and walks away inconspicuously