I know next to nothing about soccer, but I do know you can’t use your hands.
Arm Fall Off Boy
Wow, this is amazing! I clearly need to learn a lot more about soccer.
Man’s got the whole strategy down and everything lol! Well played, sir!
I didn’t pick any girls because I know that the World Cup is males only.
If I could pick girls, gimme Arrowette, XS, Empress, Cassie Sandsmark, and Zatanna
Co-Ed soccer is a thing that is a thing.
I was promised no math when I joined this site, and that promise had a corollary codicil that guaranteed no strategy, and in fact, no hard sciences unless it was in the nature of Comic Book Logic, Comic Book Physics or Toon Force.
What about pseudoscience?
You mean like the pseudoscience that Earth 30 is a cube, or the pseudoscience that actual (Earth 33) Earth and thinking it’s flat and persistently creating crowd funded You Tube videos that incontrovertibly prove that the Earth is flat?
Also, I’m now strongly considering crowdfunding Youtube videos arguing the Earth is a cube…
Earth 30 being a cube is Comic Book Logic and Comic Book Science.
Earth 33 (e.g. the real - actual - non-DC, non-comic book Earth) being believed or thought of as flat has been repeated disproved for centuries scientifically with sufficient proof that the curvature of Earth is considered foundational physical scientific fact. A literal lunar eclipse has the Earth cast a circular shadow on the sun being the most significant proof…
That said, I would support your efforts to crowd fund such a channel…
As the cosmic moth has already done a phenomenal job both picking and analyzing his team, there is not much to add, but my picks will just be Legionaries and are as follows.
Forwards You need speed and precision here.
So I am going Bouncing Boy, I mean he is a ball and all and Superboy, nuff said.
Ultra Boy as he can use whichever power works best here and Brainac 5, I mean he will just figure out how to hit the ball wherever he wants it to go.
Defensive midfielder’s Cosmic Boy, I mean he is a Mango ball Champion, and also we need a team leader and Chameleon Boy, he will become whatever is necessary to stop the bad guys.
Wingbacks Mon El , nuff said, Gates he can be all over the place.
Blok and Colossal Boy
Star Boy, no one is moving the ball on him, it will be too heavy to move.
I think the opposing team should be made up of supers as well whether that means villains or mon-star like players. I do not care if they are a world cup team, they are not beating Clark in Soccer.
Cosmic Boy is a great shout. I’d be worried going up against the Magno-Ball champ…