Welcome to our speculative stadium, where legends duke it out and winner takes all! All what? No one knows! We’re just here to have fun!
This week’s contestants in our hypothetical fight are among the oldest and most powerful DC characters-Wonder Woman and the Ultra-Humanite!
Wonder Woman is an Amazonian from the island of Themyscira. She is an extremely formidable fighter and has the powers of flight, strength, speed, near-invulnerability, healing, and is essentially immortal.
The Ultra-Humanite begin his career as a criminal genius and was actually Superman’s first foe. His super-brain proved to be too much for his un-super human body, so he regularly transferred his brain from one body to another, eventually settling on the body of an albino mutant gorilla from Gorilla City. In addition to his enhanced intellect, his powers include telepathy, telekinesis, superhuman strength and durability, and the ability to control gorillas.
Given that Wonder Woman is on a mission of peace, and the Ultra-Humanite’s stated goal is “DOMINATION OF THE WORLD!!”, these two characters are natural enemies. Tell us who you think would win and why, below!
I pick Wonder Woman by a landslide, all she has to do is knock Ultra-Humanite out cold, tie him up with her magic lasso and send him back to the Zoo behind bars.
BUT! She wields truth as a weapon, so none of his telepathy will work, and she’s got god powers to go w/ those mad combat skills. I think she wins this one easily.