Welcome to our speculative stadium, where legends duke it out and winner takes all! All what? No one knows! We’re just here to have fun!
This week’s face off is an extra special holiday showdown between two beloved heroes with alliterative names-Santa Claus and the Martian Manhunter!
Who do you think would win this fight? Would J’onn J’onzz get the best of Kris Kringle? Or would Santa Claus conquer the Martian? Tell us who you’d pick, below!
- Santa Claus
- Martian Manhunter
Santa has a pipe right which means he usually has to light it so instead of lighting his pipe he can weaken j’onn marzz or Martian Manhunter
Martian Manhunter, because he’s way cooler
and I have no other reason
Manhunter because bias and the power of chocos.
Are they having a cookie eating competition?
This is an excellent Q! My money is on Martian Manhunter, otherwise, but if we’re talking cookies here, I mean… I have to go w/ Santa.
Batman called it. I’m sure Santa has a book of matches on him to light his pipe. Also…
…Santa is the original superhero. How else could he deliver all those presents in one night?
Maybe some magic dust?
I love J’onn, but I have to give this to Santa. I mean, he can travel around the world, visiting every single home with children, in less than 24 hours and has yet other powers at his command…
How many millions of cookies is Santa going to eat today?
Food theory calculated this.
Look, I love Martian Manhunter.
However, does he drop DC goodies (among other rad things) under my Christmas tree, year after year?
Does Mr. Claus?
Am I easily bribed by comics, toys and other cool stuff?
You bet your ass I am, which is why Saint Nick got my vote.
In case anyone is curious, this “classic” and very bizarre movie was the inspiration for this matchup:
I watched Violent Night yesterday, Santa definitely wins.
they have similar powers, and santa doesnt seems like the fighting type. I’m going with martian manhunter
The best way to watch that “movie” is seen below:
Only one of them is real so that’s who I voted for lol
Dwight Schrute as Krampus