@Kelex roll 1d20
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Yes! Finally! I’m the bald billionaire!
I love the dedication @chrisadiukwu.45421 Just don’t go wearing any green rings, you don’t want to lose a hand!
Kelex, bud… you alright?
What are you talking about? I’m Lex Luthor! I’m not going to lose any hand!
famous last words sir. Trust your best bud Otis and just pass on the jewelry.
And if I lose a hand it’s all Clark’s fault!
oh no, this feels like a supervillain’s origin story!
Then I’m going to kill Clark!
Woah now, don’t go leaving incriminating evidence like that laying around! You’ve got to be sneaker than that Mr. Luthor! Maybe you should just buy the Daily Planet and cut his pension, or put his cubicle near the bathrooms, you know, generally make his life miserable. Be evil, but avoid jail time.
…did I just become your henchwoman?
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