What Is Batman's Secret Identity?

I decided to (uncharacteristically) check DCUC during my lunch break.

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I chocked on my lunch. My first thought was "huh what!?’ my second was ‘either @biff_pow is getting revenge for the Polls, Polls, Polls! notification incident or the lynch mob is involved.’

Thanks for the fun read. Secret is out. Oliver Queen is Batman. (but who am I?)

P.S. I’ll take the biscuits.

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Yeah sorry about that may have been my fault. Jury’s still out though

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Don’t worry. I enjoyed the whole thing. (It got a little too Iceburg Lounge in some sections but…)

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But what about the goatee?!

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Oliver Queen isn’t batman Queen is Green Lantern

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He does really enjoy the color green

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The goatee is fake! No other reason can explain its perfection.

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If the goatee is fake then what else is fake?

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What is he hiding?

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Simon and Garfunkel were fakin’ it.

And he is hiding the sweetest goatee wig ever! I want two or five!

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What if all facial hair is fake?

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I may have been the cause of it going off topic at some parts, so I apologize!

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Majority of the conversation was about discovering identities. So we didn’t go that far off topic we just went far into crazy

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I won’t accept your apologies unless they come with biscuits!

(I don’t mind. I actually enjoyed the read. I know the moderators are strict about that but I say so long as you have fun and are respectful go with it!)

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The lynch mob is there to entertain! ( and lynch, eat biscuits, have lunch etc.)

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Nah. That would never happen. Not within lynch mob. Nope.

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Yeah! we’re not crazy! Those aren’t voices I keep hearing!

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You hear them to?

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Yes. They tell me things. Horrible, horrible things.

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Mine tell me that Clark Kent is Superman!

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