A very large bag of cooked spaghetti?
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A sleeping bag filled with magic oatmeal! Or a magic sleeping bag filled with regular oatmeal.
P.S. I always forget that low-quality posts are against the rules. I’m sorry, mods! I’m doing my best!
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Most of the time he can’t lift his own series’ sales numbers
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The hopes of Raptors fans.
Go Bucks
Fear the Deer 
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A teddy bear with kryptonite stuffing
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A boulder of kryptonite
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I don’t know, he once lifted California back onto the San Andreas Fault.
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Thor’s Hammah ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
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He is more than worthy of lifting Mjölnir.
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Is he really though? After becoming the villain in Injustice, I don’t think so.
Batman on the other hand…
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He has lifted the hammer before. So has Wonder Woman.
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Deeeeeeez nuutttsss🤣
So sorry…
I’ll see myself out👋
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A greased up watermelon would probably be hard for anybody to lift
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Batman reads this, panics, builds a Bat-greased-watermelon-lifter
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Thor is Mahvel
Superman is DC
But there is a discussion on ComicVine on the topic of why he couldn’t. According to my calculations, the reasonings was kryptonian hemorrhoids.
See here for more info my tomato juice lovin brother:
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/thor-153/why-superman-will-never-ever-be-able-to-lift-thors-405572/
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Check this out. Apparently Supes lifted it in Avengers/JLA #4. I just googled, it haven’t actually read it
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Here’s WW lifting the hammer too.
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